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Stranger: hello
You: JARED?
You: WTF' DUDE WTF
Stranger: im sorry man
Stranger: im sorry
You: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME IN A ROOM
You: WITH A BUNCH OF STRONG GAY MEN
You: WHY JARED WHY
You: I'M SKIINY AND CUTE .. AND THEY LIKE THAT
Stranger: you said you liked it!!!!!
You: NO JARED
You: I DIDN'T FWI
You: Y*
Stranger: because you said you liked mudkips and i thought that was a sign for gay me
Stranger: n
You: WTF, JARED THATS IT
You: YOU ALWAYS DO THIS
You: YOU ALWAYS LEAVE ME IN SITUATIONS LIKE THAT
You: I GOT RAPED OK
You: UP THE ASS
You: UP THE ASS JARED
You: IN THE BUTT
Stranger: IM SORRY
You: IN THE FUCKING BUTT JARED
Stranger: I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!
You: I SWEAR JARED THATS THE LAST STRAW
Stranger: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF NOW!!!!!!
You: I TOLD YOU WHEN YOU LEFT ME WITH THOSE FUCKING HUGE LADIES
You: THAT THIS WAS IT
You: IF YOU DID IT AGAIN, WE WERE OVER
You: NOW WE ARE
You: GOD DAY JARED.
Stranger: BUT I LOVE YOU
You: NO JARED.
You: YOU LOVE SEEING ME RAPED UP THE BUTT
You: UP THE FUCING BUTT
Stranger: IT JUST A FETISH IM SORRY
You: A FETISH JUST A FUCKING FETISH
You: MAN, FUCK.
You: I CAN'T BE RAPED UP THE BUTT EVERYTIME YOU WANT IT TO HAPEN
You: I SHOULD JUST FUCKING TURN YOU IN JARED
You: THIS ISN'T RIGHT MAN
Stranger: BUT YOU SAID YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!
Stranger: ITS NOT FAIR TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOT THAT MAN
You: NOT THAT
You: THIS IS JUST NOT WORKING
Stranger: I AGREE!
Stranger: YOUR A PUSSY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.