OMEGLE.COM / EPIC. - Comments

You are fucking amazing. If I ever meet you in the world of Omegle, this may happen.

InTheAttic aha, he sounds fun!

and good idea, i'm ganna get stupid drunk and THEN go talk to strangers

bette davis eyes.
BEST FRANS FOREVER!
epic convo btw!

I just had to show you all another convo:
Stranger: hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hows life?
You: Oh, it's alright.
Stranger: whats wrong?
You: I just feel pretty bad because you stood me up on our date last night.
Stranger: i'm sorry. you see, i had a terrible cold. i, uh, tried calling you but, my phone wasn't working.
You: oh.
You: something tells me you're lying.
You: WERE YOU CHEATING ON ME? D:
Stranger: no! really. i did.
You: you know i'm insecure. D:
Stranger: no! i really like you.
Stranger: you different than the others.
You: well, then, okay.
You: HOLY SHIT.
You: I FOUND WALDO.
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: DON'T HURT HIM!
Stranger: IT WASN'T HIS FAULT!
Stranger: IT WAS ALL MY IDEA
Stranger: I SEDUCED HIM!
Stranger: i'm so sorry. but please, don't hurt him!
You: SO YOU DID CHEAT ON ME!
Stranger: i didn't mean for it to be like this.
Stranger: it just happened.
You: shit happens.
Stranger: i was vulnerable after our fight the other day and he was just so sweet.
You: but this still isn't acceptable.
You: You know he's gay, right!
Stranger: please! give me another chance!
Stranger: NO HE'S NOT!
Stranger: HE LOVES ME!
You: WELL.
You: FINE.
You: THEN HE CAN HAVE YOU!
Stranger: please!? can't we all just be happy together?
Stranger: you both are great guys!
You: Threesome.. okay. :D
You: open relationship, i guess.
Stranger: see, it'll work out for everyone.
Stranger: no. he doesn't seem mad about it. haha. he wants a threesome. what a perve & yeah...i'm planning on doing it this saturday. were you able to get the gun?
Stranger: oh, err. whoops! wrong person!
You: ..
Stranger: that's, uhm. those are my lines for this play i'm going to be in.
You: ....I still don't believe you.
You: You're talking about me!
Stranger: you don't trust me?
You: With Waldo!
You: OH MY GOD.
You: You're going to kill me, aren't you!?
Stranger: no, no. i told you those, are my lines for a, er, play.
You: you liar!
Stranger: POOOWWW!
Stranger: you dead!
You: x.x

Oh my god.
I went on, and this was my convo:

You: Hi!
Stranger: I Fucked ur mom
You: Oh, shit.
You: That was the weird sounds coming from her room last night.
You: HOW COULD YOU? D:<
Stranger: She was amazing
You: eww.
You: Well, your mom was pretty good too.
You: Not as nice as Megan Fox's mom, though.
Stranger: Didn't think so
You: foxy.
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Asl
You: well, I've gotta go.
You: your mom is calling. ;)

I love that site, now.

LMFAO.
New best friend. xD

Lol, I introduced my brother and his friend to this...I feel a little guilty, like I've put society in danger...

(Their exact words were "So...You can screw with people, and they don't know who you are? Give me a beer, this looks fun.")

... I never have interesting conversation on omegele :(

myoneandonly i was completely joking on my part XD but the stranger wasn't in on it. if thats what your asking.

wow this wasnt a joke was it?

DeeGates aha thanks

LMFAO WOW that so pwned every conversation anyone has ever had on there.

PSSSHT only alot right?

XD i love you.