So...Bad pick-up lines? xD {Gimme your best ones!}

I mean, who doesn't love a terrible pick-up line? I love them! Because they're so f*cking funny and usually just terrible. Whoever uses one of me gets to be forever the love of my life.

The only ones my friends and I have made are:

*I see you're wearing pants. Nice.

*You're the only fish in my tank.

*Will you drill into my cavity?

Pretty sure those might've been made already but I still find them pretty humorous. The titanic one too.

So I'd like to see you favorite terrible pick-up line. COMMENT THEM PLEASE.

Also, "Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cuz I see myself in them."

Classic.
December 8th, 2009 at 03:14am