So...Bad pick-up lines? xD {Gimme your best ones!} - Comments

A bad one,
"Hey don't be so picky! I wasnt."

A good one
"If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty."

A funny one
"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."

Pam Halpert I was so going to say the skittles one.
Damn.

i find them hilarious, but i reckon if anyone used them on me, i may just punch them in the face :P

Guy: Do you work at Subway? Cause you're giving me a footlong.
lmao that one is hilarious.

And... "Do you want to try an Australain kiss? It's like french kissing but down under."

Not sure if anyone's said these, but they're my favourite (you know, there's an actualy topic called chat-up lines for this?):

Guy: Do you wanna come home with me tonight?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: I have a goldfish.
Girl: What?
Guy: Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about useless sh** that doesn't matter.

And the other:
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigation. Please assume the position.

Hehe, lol

I reameber when this guy said the mirror one to me! XD

Long story short we went out for a month and a half @.@.....

Well, being a Harry Potter fan, I love HP pick-up lines.
For example:

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I love Harry Potter. XD

''You look good in that dress, but it'd look better on my bedroom floor"

I love terrible pick-up lines.

Here my favorite;

"Hey girl, I got my library card and I am so checkin' you out!"

'Hey, wanna f*ck?'

Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.
Hey! Drop your pants.

This ones in time for the holidays! :D
"Could I get your picture? I need Santa to know what I want for Christmas."
And the classic...
"Girl, I know you must be tired because you've been running threw my mind all day."

"Hey, is your name Lady Gaga? Cause I got a disco stick you could ride any day."

Oh, and once I was skyping with my best guy friend and I was missing him a lot and I said,

"Jake, looking into your basement makes me want to be in it."

And without missing a beat he replied,

"How about you take a look down my pants, then?"

I cried.

"I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"

Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cuz I see myself in them

Hah, last year my friend Ian walked around with a mirror on a stick, stuck it our friends pants pockets and said "I can see myself in your pants" when people would get mad he'd be like "No really" and point out the mirror. Hah.

dom the donkey You totally took mine XD

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. <-- I just found this one, kinda lame =(

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten I see."

Boys these days -_-

"Nice bum, where ya from?"
"I see your wearing pants. Nice." (or my friends changes -- "I see your wearing pants. Damn it.")

V I actually heard someone say that to someone - it was hilarious, she just agve them the cold shoulder.

I can't believe anyone has said this one: "Hey Baby, are you from Jamaica because you jamaking me crazy!"

"I would love to rearrange the alphabet to but together "U" and "I"

"Hey Baby, it's it hot in here or is it just you?"

"Has anyone ever told you you look just like _______? You must be the hotter twin."

Ugh...pick up lines XDD

"I was going to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with that face."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s go fuck."

"Is that a keg in your pants 'cause I'd like to tap that ass."

"You must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a footlong."

I have three pages of these. Gave them to a band boy me and my biffle are sorta friends with. PM if you want the complete list.