Banners

Wow do I feel silly.

I can make a layout, edit pictures, sell product off a complicated computer system, set up a sound system, handle professional athletes and photographers, yet I can not find a goof program that I can make a banner off of!

Am I really that sad where I cant figure this out? If I am please let me know cause I definetly feel that way.

If someone could help me with this I will help you in someway or another in return:

how to bleach dark hair to white blonde (DIY) with bleach from a box too.
Add odd colors to your hair
wax snow equipment
make up best for brown eyes
homework
best brands for equipment
styles for short people
how to keep your bedroom warmer without raising your heating bill
secret acne treatment
how to keep your eyeliner from smudging and lasting longer
many snapple facts
5 dollar treatment to realine your back that your can do at home
great books to read
how to change the oil in your car
stop an enemy's/ex's car without them knowing
how to get battery acid with everyday house supplies
the list goes on and on

THESE ARE THINGS I CAN GIVE!!! Im not asking for these things just trying to help :]
I can help guys or girls on pretty much everything

just ask, even if you dont help with the banner im glad to help you :]

So please hit me up, if you can help me ill be more than happy to help you