My amazing Adventure with a pissed off girl (REALLY REALLY FUNNY)

Aw mibba!
This isn't spam! I put A LOT of effort into this journal (just look at all the intense commentary!) and I really hope I don't have to delete this. Maybe you can suggest somewhere else I can post these intriguing yet disturbing IM messages?
Besides, people (beautiful-lie!) seems to like reading it and I really wouldn't say this is spam at all.

I don't even know how this started.
But I have this girl on my msn, and she thinks I want to "fuck" her.
I now give you the pleasure of seeing my entire conversation with her. haha.

katzo96@yahoo.com says:
GO TO HELL
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
YOU AINT FUCKING ME
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
GET OVER IT
TheHopelessOpus says:
I don't want to
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
then never say it
TheHopelessOpus says:
probably the other way around
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
ever
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
no
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
dude
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
im a lesbian
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
i dont like boys
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
i like girls
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
get over it
TheHopelessOpus says:
I don't like dykes
TheHopelessOpus says:
Holy shit
TheHopelessOpus says:
what makes you think I want to fuck you?
TheHopelessOpus says:
that's called wishful thinking
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
YEAH YOU FUCK FACE
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
GO TO HELL
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
OH YEAH
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
AND YOUR 500 GRAND NO LONGER EXISTS

(she claims she's stolen my money. hahaha)

katzo96@yahoo.com says:
i dont even know you
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
im only an 11 year old girl
TheHopelessOpus says:
I don't know you either
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
why would you do something so mean

OK OK, BRACE YOURSELVES, This part is A M A Z I N G, hahahaha

katzo96@yahoo.com says:
cyber bullying is against the law
TheHopelessOpus says:
is it now?
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
you can go to jail

HAHAHHAAA holy shit that was great. Ok. Onwards.

TheHopelessOpus says:
I didn't even bully you
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
yeah
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
you're being a bastard to me
TheHopelessOpus says:
you're a 11 year old
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
you can get in a hell of alot of trouble
TheHopelessOpus says:
you're the one swearing at me

LOL, Here's another amazing part!

katzo96@yahoo.com says:
you can even loose your email

hahahahahaa that was FECKING EPIC!!!!
Anyway, carrying on.

TheHopelessOpus says:
omg not my email!
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
dude
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
you started it
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
its self protection
TheHopelessOpus says:
is it?
TheHopelessOpus says:
hahaha
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
i am allowed to do it
TheHopelessOpus says:
sweet.
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
okay
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
how about this
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
if you leave me alone

(I can’t believe she was completely uptight about this. This is my best cheesy line ever.)

TheHopelessOpus says:
well personally if I were you I wouldn't mind being hit on by me
TheHopelessOpus says:
I'm quite hot
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
i will return that 500 grand back to your bank account
TheHopelessOpus says:
I cook my meals by winking at it.

-sigh- some people just don't share my sense of humor I suppose.

TheHopelessOpus says:
no you can keep the 500 grand
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
well im taken
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
my girlfriend is very good to me
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
get over it
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
guys to not impress me
TheHopelessOpus says:
I treat girls better
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
i dont care
TheHopelessOpus says:
nice and gently
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
the reason why men are here on earth is to entertain women
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
and you are doing a horrible job at it
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
fine
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
you want a girl?
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
ill give it to you
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
talk to me on msn
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
i got a surprize for you
TheHopelessOpus says:
innit msn here?
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
no im on yahoo you cunt face
TheHopelessOpus says:
aw katty don't call me that, it hurts
TheHopelessOpus says:
D:
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
i know
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
talk to that KATH person on msn
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
thats me
TheHopelessOpus says:
well can you add me?
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
i already did
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
oh wait
katzo96@yahoo.com says:
nvm
Katherine Zonneveld says:
now i did
TheHopelessOpus says:
awesome.
Katherine Zonneveld says:
wanna see my body?

LOLOLOOLLOLOLL HOLY SHIT. Hahahahahahaha “wanna see my body?”
WHAT A CRAZY BITCH!!!!!

-to be continued-

Episode 2, MSN and "wanna see my body?" lololol