Anyone Want To Apologize?

Brian, I'm sorry for calling you names, putting you in jail, and killing you.

Stephenie, I'm sorry for giving you the worst name in the history of fanfiction...and never finishing your romance with Mr. Jack Sparrow.

Rory, I apologize for beating you, giving you a glasgow smile, and tricking you into thinking that he actually loved you.

The Joker and Jack Sparrow, I apologize for having you star in fanfictions where the main characters are extremely annoying.

Lexy, I'm sorry I did all those things to you, the people around you and most importantly, your family.
Sorry that it sort of screwed you up.
Also sorry I wrote about you so terribly, I'll make it up to you one day.

Lauren, I'm sorry for making your dad abuse you, I'm sorry for making you an alcoholic and I'm sorry you're incapable of understanding love. :weird

Jared, sorry. Just...sorry.

(For an unposted fic) Mike, I'm sorry for making you such an emo bitch. I'm sorry for making you suffer for five years before you finally know the truth. And sorry for all the tre things. You will see him again, I promise.

Gerard,
I'm sorry for making your life so miserable in Memento. Even though you have someone that loves you very much, you still miss Frank a lot. And I'm sorry for making it so damn complicated for you all along.

In Extraordinary,
Because you are miserable... again.
And you can't feel at all.

I don't apologize for Dire... you were quite the asshole, you deserved to be put in that situation.

Frank,
Frankie, I'm so sorry for making you so insecure in Decaying Gleam. You were pretty sad about being with Gerard, and the idea of not being enough for him was eating you away. You are more than enough, Frankie, I'm sorry you had to pay for my own insecurities.

In Delighful Corruption...
I'm sorry for making you lose him, and also for putting you in a sort of clinic where slightly mentally ill people go... You are slightly psychotic but you'll live.
You'll get out, I promise.

In Dire, I apologize for Gerard's behaviour, for making you look a little bit like a whore and for Gerard telling you all those ugly things and breaking the little heart you didn't even know you had.
I gave you a 'happy ending', so it's a halfhearted apology. :file:

In Extraordinary, because I killed the person you loved. The one you loved so much.

And in advance, I apologize to both of you for the things I'll put you through in upcoming one-shots and chaptered stories.
:shifty

Lucia, I'm sorry for revoking your narrating duties. It could never have worked out - you were too distant from too many of the major events, and far too biased. I will try to make you a sympathetic character, if only to prevent a cliché.

Dear William and Gabe from Between the Sheets,

I'm sorry I cut off the story when you were about to have sex. I just didn't think you were up for it. And I'm sorry that the title made people click it, too. You probably should've had sex, you horny little bastards. Anyways, sorry for that.

Dear Adele from The Locker Wars,

Sorry for making you go through the same fate that I have. The curse of having that last name that just doesn't work. But it got you William, did it not? So this isn't really an apology then. Well... I'm sorry for suddenly having Skyler pop in and wreak havoc and cause drama in your life.

To Allie in Alive For This, I'm sorry for the crap I'm planning on putting you through. That goes for Jim and Neil, as well.

Dear Addie - I'm so sorry for making the Odd Looking Man throw you into the empty well.

It - sorry for making you look into the Odd Looking Man's eyes so he could take all your beauty away.

Noir - Sorry for making you fall for curiosity... appartently the Odd Looking Man should appologize for me instead.

Marduk - sorry for making you less attractive than him.

Elara, I'm sorry that I'm going to make you the emotional babysitter of a man ten times older than you. Don't worry though, Callisto will take care of you too. ;)

Gerard:I'm sorry I shot you.

Perry: I'm sorry I killed your sister.

Hayley:I'm sorry I buried your girlfriend in a pile of snow and made you fear for her life.

Alison: I'm sorry I buried you in snow.

Dan:I'm sorry Luke did that to you.

Brenton:I'm sorry I killed your best friend.

Brendon:I'm sorry I killed your boyfriend.

....wow, I have hurt a lot of my characters. I'M A MONSTER *SOBS*:file:

Ryan, sorry for making you depressed, lonely and I'm sorry that this happens in every story. I'm sorry that not all my stories have happy endings.

Lilly, sorry for making you seem used, its just the way it happened.

Roy Mustang, Colonel, Taisa, Bastard, you...
I'm sorry I made the Gate take away your voice in Icarus Alone :XD
But know I love you. I love you so so so so much.

Edward, Ed Elric, Hagane, Fullmetal, you...
I'm sorry I keep dumping you in 1910 Munich.
But as with Roy, I love you, so so so so so much.

Matt, I'm sorry I made your dad, sister, and occasional rednecks beat the living shit out of you. I'm also sorry I killed you and married off Ashley. At least you got laid....

Ashley, oh geez, I'm sorry for calling you a pansy, giving you an annoying sister, killing off Matt, making your mom nag, sticking you in Cloudland for your whole life, coating your lungs with cigarette smoke, killing Matt, not giving you a cell phone, giving you stupid friends, breaking your iPod, making Beverly back-hand bitch-slap you, changing your name then changing it back, giving you a chick's name, making you atheist, sending Matt to Tampa then making him get laid by a stripper also named Ashley, not getting you laid, making your future wife have a miscarriage, and I'm sorry for deleting your Sim.
:lmfao I'm so mean to him!

Xander, I'm sorry for killing you, your parents, your caregivers, and your girlfriend. I'm sorry for letting you get raped (even though you grew to like it :tehe: )and for abandoning your story.

Brooke, I'm sorry for hating you.

Louis...I'm just sorry. :XD

Alfonse Heidrich, I know I didn't write you but I'm sorry you had to die You were such a good soul, and even though you wouldn't have lived much longer anyway it still hurt to see you die.

Nina, oh Nina. You are the most innocent character in the series, and you're the one who gets killed first [except for Trisha Elric, but she's backstory]. I, just...

Frank,
Sorry about the train in Cities Never Sleep.
:shifty

Stockholm Syndrome apologies

Lissie... sorry for making you get kicked out of your home, having you get dumped, lose a baby and get taken hostage your first day back to work.
Juliette, sorry you got taken hostage so close to your due date.
Henry. Sorry for having you killed your sole purpose.
Angelica. Sorry for the whole Russian Roulette thing. Even though there was nothing in the gun.
Ethan. For having you hold people hostage because of your grief.
Erin, Alanna and Belle. For having you all in the wrong place at the wrong time.
...and that was just one story! My god what's wrong with me?! :XD

Kiro, I'm sorry you got left all alone in Butterfly.
:XD I'm sorry Rom3o left you to go get it on with some chick.
And that Shin and Yu left to go play billiards and get drunk.
:file: I'm not sorry that it happened, though. You got together with Strify and it was adorable.

Oh, BTW, Strify, I'm sorry I made you adore watching the gay channels as much as I do.
And their gay shows.
And movies.
....Yeah.

Matt Tuck - I'm sorry in advance. I'm sure that you're not as creepy as this in real life, even if you are a sexual tyrannasaurus.