It'll just make you feel guilty while you eat it.
Why the fuck...
Why the fuck...
April 2nd, 2012 at 06:46pm
Did you just go past my house, riding a rabid dog, singing "Don't Worry, Be Happy"?
Licking doorknobs...
Finish the sentence
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April 3rd, 2012 at 11:52am
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will make your tongue dry.
My toes smell like....April 3rd, 2012 at 06:52pm -
roses and petunias.
I really want to kiss a ...April 4th, 2012 at 01:53am -
giraffe...it's just...those lips.
I don't understand...April 4th, 2012 at 10:31pm -
why my teacher just got taped to the wall.
Didn't you see that. . .April 4th, 2012 at 10:55pm -
Pig hitching a ride on Superman's back?
If you love something...April 5th, 2012 at 10:23am -
Don't let somebody beat you to the punch and take it from you.
It's the small things in life...April 5th, 2012 at 10:55am -
That the elephants fear.
Dancing in the moonlight...April 5th, 2012 at 10:56am -
Is so overrated.
Hakuna Matata...April 5th, 2012 at 10:58am -
that's the motto...YOLO.
I think Mibba lost data because...April 15th, 2012 at 09:40pm -
the universe hates us.
I like it when you...April 16th, 2012 at 05:22am -
do that thing you do.
What is the deal with...April 19th, 2012 at 05:45pm -
Deal or No Deal?
You're so...April 20th, 2012 at 03:13am -
obsessed with potatoes.
The next big thing...April 20th, 2012 at 04:11pm -
...will undoubtedly cause blindness.
A little birdie told me...April 21st, 2012 at 02:17pm -
"I'm about to poop on your head."
You know you've hit rock bottom...April 21st, 2012 at 02:37pm -
when no one can understand you accent.
I don't know about...April 22nd, 2012 at 07:58pm -
...you, but I think that I am an potato.
Potatoes have skin.
I have skin.
Therefore, I must be a potato.
I sent a message to an Admin on this site because...April 24th, 2012 at 07:29pm -
I wanted them to love me.
I just wanna...April 26th, 2012 at 07:49am
