...successfully glomp a cactus.
April 26th, 2012 at 12:17pm
..swim in a bucket of ice cream.
I like to run around and....
Finish the sentence
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August 26th, 2012 at 09:18pm
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...strip off ma' clothes!
I do one-handed cartwheel's while...August 26th, 2012 at 10:47pm -
...cooking bacon, eating cookies, and doing calculus.
The chihuahua said...August 26th, 2012 at 11:13pm -
..."Pop music taught me I don't need wings to FLYYY!"
I have needs...September 5th, 2012 at 02:23am -
...that need to be satisfiiieeeeed!
Nobody's ever gonna...September 5th, 2012 at 11:12pm -
like me when my arms are so short and I can't do that dumb dance where I have to clap my hands. :<
There's no I in Team but...September 9th, 2012 at 08:51am -
...there is when you write it in japanese! (チーム, chiimu)
i'm never gonna give up on...September 9th, 2012 at 11:16pm -
either you or Rick Astley.
My mother made dinner....September 10th, 2012 at 12:56am -
..."I think that kangaroo gets chilly at night."
I think we need to stop...September 10th, 2012 at 01:02am -
licking random people when..September 14th, 2012 at 08:09am
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they walk their llamas by...November 11th, 2012 at 02:35am
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because our tongues get so hairy.
I got a blister on my finger from ...November 11th, 2012 at 03:57am -
...murdering a prostitute.
I love it when you...November 11th, 2012 at 10:14pm -
...quote my cat.
Why do you always have to...November 15th, 2012 at 05:09am -
....go around and tell everyone your life's story?
An old man walked up to me and........November 15th, 2012 at 10:15pm -
smacked dat ass.
My greatest fear is...November 18th, 2012 at 07:31pm -
...Paperclips!
I would like to one day challenge...November 18th, 2012 at 07:33pm -
...somebody to a drag race.
Is it normal to...November 18th, 2012 at 08:20pm -
...shop for your future wedding dress?
I'd sleep with...December 10th, 2012 at 06:04am
