Dumbest things you have ever done.

Lock if there is already one of this title.

Talk about somethng dumb you did that resulted in a funny, angry etc scenario.

In P.E class, I was to hit the baseball with the bat and I hit it carelessly because I thought it is straight forward and I can definitely hit it. BUT THEN, I missed the ball and went 90 degrees in a circle to my friend. And it was at the chest... she is a girl.

Another time, my flip flops were falling out at the bottom and I didn't know. I keep walking and I heard a *tsked* sound coming from my shoe. I didn't care.
I keep walking to the end of the library and something is pulling behind. I stopped but I didn't check and I wiggled my leg and was staring ahead.
At the corner, a lady was looking at me. I walked on. And then felt that my flip flops seemed to be... *more attached to the ground*
I finally looked down and see the sole is gone. I turned around and saw the sole on the floor while some people stare at me.

Don't know. But. One of the dumbest things I've ever said in my life was when I finally got to Arkansas to visit my Uncle and then saw a cat in his driveway, I looked at it, when I got out of the truck and said, to break the silence:

"It's a cat."

Really, Adjacent. I thought it was a lizard.

I was filling the kettle with water and my mam's telling me how to use it. I go: 'I know how to use a kettle, I'm not that stupid.' I shut the kettle, turn off the tap, and walk away holding the kettle tilted as if I was holding a bag. Water went everywhere.

The dumbest thing I've done so far was last Sunday when I was in chuch. We were playing running games and when a tagger burst out from behind a corner. i meant to give a warning to the kids in the hallway. I meant to scream, "Shoot! Run!" but what came out was "Shit! Run!" I got yelled at for cursing in church. -facepalm- My best friend was laughing about that for quite a while...

My best friend and I went bike riding in 20 degree weather. We nearly got frostbite, and it hurt like hell.

A friend and I were bored so we got on our skateboards and purposely ran into each other. It hurt.

I was walking into my room after playing a trick on my little sister. I opened the door and my best friend pointed at my stuffed giraffe. It's pretty big and was sitting in the middle of the floor. I freak out, jump all over myself, and, overall, I just spaz.

Move to fucking Rialto.

One of my friends was trying to teach me how to skate board. I was standing with on foot on the back of the board lifting it up and down cause I was bored with what he was talking about and it flew out from underneath me and I fell. It hurt like hell too.

Jumped of the jungle gym when i was 5 and sprained my ankle and my mom didn't believe me so she forced me to walk on it then i went to the doctor and he said i sprained it. She looked stupid.

I've walked into countless walls and poles.

I have a habit of saying hello to things right in front of me. Let's just say I've met many walls in the past few years, including the structural pole in front of the academic team square.

Me and the wall are like best friends by now and the ground.

Not eating in the morning, if I did my stomach wouldn't be roaring in the middle of class. :oops:

This past school year I was trying to open my locker, but the lock just wouldn't work. Then I looked at the locker number and realized that it was my sister's locker not mine. I guess that is what happens when we have lockers right next to eachother. :con:

I don't eat breakfast or lunch.

I got my jacket stuck in my locker and my crush laughed at me then i kicked him. :file:

Hmmmm... When I pretended to be a cat. :XD

I pretended to be a dog XD

To add onto my previous post, I've had the chance to talk to the guy I've been fawning over since ninth grade but didn't do anything but stand there like an idiot.

Thinking a porcupine was my stepsister's cat. :mrgreen: