Lies for the liar

I believe you

I got drunk last night

I believe you.

I own 8 guitars.

^nope

Ahhhhhhhh I should know this. I don't think you do. You have a lot, but I think it's like 7? So, I don't believe you.

I dislike flirting.

^ I only had 6 on last count (excluding my bass), so you're right

I believe you.

I wear glasses.

^ phew. Also whaaat I love flirting.

I believe you?

I've lived in the same house my entire life.

I believe you?

I once dyed my hair three times in the span of ten hours.

I believe you.

I can speak Polish fluently.

I... believe you?

I've broken my arm before.

^ no

I don't believe you.

I don't own foundation.

I... don't believe you?

Math was my best subject in school.

I believe you

I once broke my arm falling out of a tree

I believe you.

I've never been out of Europe

I. . . don't believe you?

I've never owned a dog

^ it's actually technically true. Furthest I've been is Turkey, where I visited the Asian side of Istanbul for 2 hours but I don't count that.

I believe you?

I've never broken a mobile phone in my life.

^ I've owned two dogs, when I was younger

I don't believe you.

I don't have a cover on my phone.

^ It's actually true, I'm meticulously careful with electronic devices because I work for my phone company and I hear about how much insurance excess / repairs cost. I've dropped them and scuffed cases and outer shells, but I've never actually physically broken a handset.

I don't believe you (but only bc I don't want to if you don't have one then please get one bc that would make me nervous as anything)

I can drive.

^ I don't

I don't believe you. I'm pretty sure you can't. . .

I've brushed my teeth three times today.

I believe you.

I hate gold.

I believe you

I dyed my hair pink yesterday

I... believe you? It's a very specific thing, I think.

I love the color orange.