Some of these hobbies you've probably seen xD
Whenever I'm doing something - be it walking down the street, sitting in the bathtub, taking a shower, eating, laying in bed - I pretend I'm in a story or movie and make a little scene. Like, in the bath, it'll probably be a sex scene
If I'm laying in bed, there's some random lover trying to get forgiveness or we're cuddling. Eating, I'm probably pretending I'm some bad-ass, beautiful chick and there's this adorable nerd/guy/person in general who's smitten over me and is watching. Ha ha.
I also like to make up stories about people. When I see someone in a suit walk by, they're a spy. When a bimbo walks by, she's a criminal. Oh - when a kid walks by alone (rare) they're an orphaned immortal witch/wizard. Oh, so weird.
Conversations. I will hold a real, serious conversation with anything and everything, ranging from water and leaves to animals and bugs. I'm not even kidding, they give me advice sometimes.
I love to collect paintballs. Ever played paintball gun? Where you have little balls filled with paint and - you get the point. I collected them like crazy, and put this in this old paintball-holder thing (I had five at one point, they hold a lot) and after convincing my mother, I threw all the paintballs as hard as possible at my wall. Looked. Awesome. XD Would still collect if my parents still played paintball, but they don't.
It's not a hobby -
yet - but, I research those "___ Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart/Target/A Meeting/Etc" and I mentally store those away for future use
I hug my cat. It's a hobby. I do it fifty times daily, and she hates it
but she ends up purring after a few minutes, so it's all good, right? ...right?
EATING TWANG. It's sour salt. I love it. So much. If I had a lifetime supply, I'd be set.
ANNNND finally, wearing band aids xD I get those Spongebob, Dora, etc themed ones and purposely let my cat hurt me all over and just in general get hurt so I can wear them. Ha ha. That's normal, tight? I also keep the boxes they come in~