To person 1:I love seeing you happy with her. But really... You need to stop flirting with me when she's not around! It's ridiculous but I'm still afraid to say anything, because I used to like you. I still kind of do and I wish that I could have an idea of what would happen to us if we were to date prior to your relationship with her. You're someone I can trust and you're pretty amazing.
Person 2! Stop flirting with all these guys when your boyfriend is RIGHT there. He really likes you & you really like him (Well that's what it seems like sometimes). You're lucky. You get EVERYTHING you want, and ALMOST every guy you want. So really, just enjoy have this one guy. Honestly, I love him and I would hate to see you hurt him.
Person 3: Stop leading him on. Okay? Yeah? You better. Seriously. I don't like when my friends get hurt just because they're developing feelings for trickster people like yourself.
Person 4: I love you. Really. I have NO idea why I still like you. It's ridiculous. I've liked all these different people! But I always come back to you. I have tried AND tried to get over you. I've started liking all these people for long periods of time and ignoring you for WEEKS.
But I can't get over you.