How Did You Wake Up?

I woke up cursing at the sun because it was way to bright for 8 in the morning

My parents came down at 8am and disturbed me seeing as I'm currently sleeping on the couch

cell phone alarm

My retarded best friend practically jumped me at 9 am. Not fun.

At 8:30 I kind of just woke up, then my mom walked in and told me to get dressed.

panicked, i thought it was later than what it was. i thought i slept through my grandpa coming to pick me up.

I woke up from a nap a few minutes ago thinking it was tomorrow already.

"What the hell? It's not time to get up yet..." Fifteen minutes later, 20 minutes before I have to be in class "Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Mom! I'm going to be late!"

"Uhhh...? OH SHIT."

I woke up to my cell going off due to a text.
The text said "Are you up?" I ignored it.
15 minutes later, same person, same question.
Its like, if I was up, I would've answered the first time, don't yah think?

my nose was running.
legit.

in my bed. acos of my sister.

Cats were getting it on in the garden

Thunder. Dx

Getting strangled by my quilt cover.

Hitting my head against the wall... not kidding either, it really hurt

my boyfriend hugging and kissing me and telling me that he has to go.

On school days it's usually my alarm.
On weekends, it's people's voices at 12pm.

i sneezed in my sleep, and then my nose wouldn't unplug so i was just laying there for a really long time.

By myself. I couldn't go back to sleep.