"I didn't do it."
September 27th, 2015 at 11:56am
What's the last thing you said? 2.0
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"Yeah, it's fine. It came back."September 28th, 2015 at 06:55am
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"You better savor that ice then."September 29th, 2015 at 04:40am
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"And of course, it puts on more Brand New. iTunes is shite at shuffling."September 29th, 2015 at 08:53am
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"I guess I just wasn't meant to eat cake today. I was meant to eat cupcake."October 3rd, 2015 at 02:53am
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"Now you gots to go on somewhere. That's why you can't hang: because you're too clingy."October 5th, 2015 at 12:53am
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"Okay, goodnight"October 5th, 2015 at 10:10am
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"You ladies have a good night now."October 7th, 2015 at 02:20am
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"Damn it. Fuck." (Whispered in the shower after my shower comb fell off the edge of the bathtub and onto the filthy floor :p)October 8th, 2015 at 11:13am
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"Fuck. Stop that, Archie."October 8th, 2015 at 11:46am -
"Well look at that, my favorite people in this entire establishment!"October 8th, 2015 at 10:47pm
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"Don't puncture my pumpkin."October 10th, 2015 at 09:23am
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"Look out for that."
Speaking to someone in my class to make sure they didn't trip over my computer cord.October 13th, 2015 at 06:16pm -
"She just casually rips her heart out."October 18th, 2015 at 07:54am
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Really?October 20th, 2015 at 03:07am
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"Laney, get down!"October 23rd, 2015 at 04:23pm
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"Shit."October 23rd, 2015 at 09:11pm
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"WAIT. NO. DAMMIT"
I dropped my chips and scared the dog
October 24th, 2015 at 12:34am -
"He tried to get me to use some of that stuff that keeps you from getting razor bumps on your vag on my face because it cleared up an ingrown hair in his beard, so he's CONVINCED it's an acne cure."October 24th, 2015 at 04:41am
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"STOP!"October 25th, 2015 at 02:53am
