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How To Get Fired... ABC Style

  • Little

    Little (100)

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    ^ That sentence should start with A.

    Burn a hole in your boss' favourite dinner jacket.
    December 27th, 2011 at 02:51am
  • TheRibbonOnMyWrist

    TheRibbonOnMyWrist (500)

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    Cuss like you've got tourettes.
    April 29th, 2012 at 06:30pm
  • Vicious.

    Vicious. (150)

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    Date your boss's child.
    April 29th, 2012 at 09:26pm
  • dontcallmepuddin!

    dontcallmepuddin! (105)

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    Explode your boss's car. tehe
    April 30th, 2012 at 06:21am
  • paracosm.

    paracosm. (110)

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    Fake an anonymous Phone Call from a Terroist, threatening to bomb the workplace.
    April 30th, 2012 at 06:19pm
  • TheRibbonOnMyWrist

    TheRibbonOnMyWrist (500)

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    Give yourself a hickey and then report your co-workers for sexual harassment.
    April 30th, 2012 at 07:02pm
  • Vicious.

    Vicious. (150)

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    Hump your coworkers.
    May 4th, 2012 at 03:39am
  • Little

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    Hack into your boss' email account and blackmail him that you'll make them all public.
    May 4th, 2012 at 03:47am
  • Vicious.

    Vicious. (150)

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    Lebanon
    Ignore all customers and coworkers.
    May 4th, 2012 at 03:57am
  • Little

    Little (100)

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    Jump around the middle of your office screaming racial slurs at everyone.
    May 4th, 2012 at 04:29am
  • Vicious.

    Vicious. (150)

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    Lebanon
    kill somebody.
    May 4th, 2012 at 05:19am
  • Dasha.

    Dasha. (150)

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    Launch a rocket at your office.
    May 4th, 2012 at 07:11am
  • Mrs. Whirly

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    Masturbate to penguins jumping on an iceberg.
    May 4th, 2012 at 12:07pm
  • fairyfeller

    fairyfeller (1655)

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    Never do any work.
    May 5th, 2012 at 11:53pm
  • Little

    Little (100)

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    Oil the staircase leading to the office so everyone slips over and hurts themselves.
    May 9th, 2012 at 02:57am
  • Vicious.

    Vicious. (150)

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    poop in the hallway.
    May 9th, 2012 at 05:25am
  • Little

    Little (100)

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    Quickly put tacks on all your workmates chairs.
    May 9th, 2012 at 06:22am
  • Mrs. Whirly

    Mrs. Whirly (155)

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    Unclasp the bra of the wife of the boss.
    May 9th, 2012 at 08:02am
  • paracosm.

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    Vent out all your anger on your bosses car: with a baseball bat.
    May 13th, 2012 at 12:16am
  • TheRibbonOnMyWrist

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    Wash your feet during the next board meeting.
    May 16th, 2012 at 04:19am
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