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How To Get Fired... ABC Style

  • precursors

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    Xylophone players are necessary in all of the bathrooms - insist upon this.
    May 17th, 2012 at 03:46am
  • sore thumb;

    sore thumb; (315)

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    Your "Casual Friday" outfit is a pair of sandals... and nothing else.
    May 17th, 2012 at 03:47am
  • CaesarSalad

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    Zap your boss with a tazzer.
    May 17th, 2012 at 06:38am
  • Little

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    Annihilate your boss' wife.
    May 21st, 2012 at 08:00am
  • Mrs. Whirly

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    Bang your boss' wife.
    May 21st, 2012 at 09:01am
  • Little

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    Cringe everytime you boss comes near you and then throw up.
    May 22nd, 2012 at 09:10am
  • Deer

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    Don't forget to throw parties in the office, every other day.
    June 11th, 2012 at 05:17am
  • Vicious.

    Vicious. (150)

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    Evacuate the building whenever somebody walks in.
    June 11th, 2012 at 03:14pm
  • Deer

    Deer (100)

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    flip over a desk every time you play minesweeper on advanced or the hardest mode, and hit a mine.
    OMG NO!
    June 12th, 2012 at 01:42am
  • the god of mischief.

    the god of mischief. (250)

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    Give your boss what's coming to 'em!
    June 12th, 2012 at 06:33am
  • paracosm.

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    Hide a hair-doll of your bosses' daughter in your toilet. Weird
    June 19th, 2012 at 10:30pm
  • Deer

    Deer (100)

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    Inject your boss with drugs while they're sleeping, while dressed up in a monkey suit.
    June 24th, 2012 at 10:12pm
  • paper bag.

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    Jimmy open the boss's car and fill it with rice pudding.
    June 24th, 2012 at 11:13pm
  • spacejunkie

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    Keep a box of mice in your desk.
    June 25th, 2012 at 01:30am
  • Deer

    Deer (100)

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    Lick all of your boss' foods before they eat them.. And tell them that you did so.
    June 29th, 2012 at 02:44am
  • Thingtastic

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    Mimic your boss during every meeting.
    August 1st, 2012 at 05:47am
  • Angelico

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    Nail your bosses daughter
    August 1st, 2012 at 04:33pm
  • Staying Strong

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    Germany
    Offer your boss marijuana
    August 1st, 2012 at 07:02pm
  • Mr. Darcy

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    Great Britain (UK)
    Play sleeping lions during imporant meetings.
    August 1st, 2012 at 09:57pm
  • Ernest Hemingway

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    Quit, and show up the next day ready to work as if nothing happened.
    August 1st, 2012 at 10:16pm
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