How To Get Fired... ABC Style

  • Jewel Nicole

    Jewel Nicole (100)

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    Zap people in the eye with lasers.
    September 6th, 2010 at 10:29am
  • cruciatus.

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    Accidentally tell him that you told their personal assistant that they were going to be let go because of budget cuts.
    September 6th, 2010 at 10:40am
  • Jewel Nicole

    Jewel Nicole (100)

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    Break your co-workers arms purposely.
    September 6th, 2010 at 10:44am
  • cruciatus.

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    Cats. Set wild, rabid cats loose in your boss's office.
    September 6th, 2010 at 10:59am
  • Olivia Colby

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    Dissmiss every other co-worker from work early every day.
    September 6th, 2010 at 02:37pm
  • Disenchanted Babe

    Disenchanted Babe (100)

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    Elevators. Ride them. All day. Up and down. Shifty
    September 6th, 2010 at 03:16pm
  • Olivia Colby

    Olivia Colby (100)

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    Fire everyone below you and hire your unqualified friends.
    September 6th, 2010 at 03:46pm
  • Disenchanted Babe

    Disenchanted Babe (100)

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    Grab customers and throw them in a dark room then lock it.
    September 6th, 2010 at 04:23pm
  • totheark.

    totheark. (100)

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    Ireland
    Hang your boss upsidedown from a window until he agrees to your demands.
    September 6th, 2010 at 04:34pm
  • rust cohle

    rust cohle (310)

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    United Kingdom
    Invent some kind of super laser that destroys the universe. Use your boss's cat/wife as a "willing volunteer".
    September 6th, 2010 at 04:38pm
  • tholomew plague.

    tholomew plague. (200)

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    Jump around the office inturrupting everything.
    September 6th, 2010 at 07:18pm
  • Miss Authoress

    Miss Authoress (200)

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    Kill your boss' prized goldfish by feeding it fried fish.
    September 6th, 2010 at 07:29pm
  • ladyhawke.

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    Great Britain (UK)
    Let one hundred rabid badgers run loose.
    September 6th, 2010 at 07:33pm
  • This.Useless.Heart.

    This.Useless.Heart. (115)

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    Mess up all your paperwork.
    September 6th, 2010 at 08:33pm
  • Jewel Nicole

    Jewel Nicole (100)

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    Never show up. XD
    September 6th, 2010 at 11:59pm
  • Ghoul Scouts

    Ghoul Scouts (165)

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    United States
    I'm so fucking stupid, sorry! lmfao

    Overpay one of your employees on pay day to get sexual favors.
    September 7th, 2010 at 12:17am
  • Jewel Nicole

    Jewel Nicole (100)

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    ^You were supposed to do the letter O.

    Pee in front of everyone. lmfao
    September 7th, 2010 at 12:28am
  • Amanda Vengeance

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    Quietly fart in your boss's face...during an important meeting Dance
    September 7th, 2010 at 02:32am
  • Jewel Nicole

    Jewel Nicole (100)

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    Run around the office naked.
    September 7th, 2010 at 02:36am
  • Olivia Colby

    Olivia Colby (100)

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    Stomp your boss's child flat.
    September 7th, 2010 at 03:28am