That Awkward Moment When...

That awkward moment when your request for a signature is completely skipped.

That awkward moment when your boyfriend comments on a picture of you kissing another guy >.<

That awkward moment when you realize you still act like a five year old. >.<

That awkward moment when even Amber asks me to watch my sailor mouth.

That awkward moment when somebody from orientation asks you what you thought of their tour, but you have no idea who they are. and now it's just really awkward silence.

That awkward moment when you take your shoes off, and you're so water deprived that your SOCKS have left imprints on your feet when you didnt even HAVE THE LACES TIED.

The awkward moment when you get tired as soon as you get home after driving an hour.

That awkward moment when you laugh so hard you drool.
I know it's gross but "Something something explosion"; I mean, come on.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your dad doing his business and he doesn't even notice you until he stands up.

That awkward moment when you're stalking your crush on facebook and accidentally like a post from years ago.

AND

That awkard moment when you read a poem Leda and the Swan about rape in your history class, and your really attractive teacher just happens to sit right next to you at the table. And then, after someone read the poem aloud, talked about the visuals it gave you. And then, after that, your attractive teachers puts up Greek paintings of said poem.

That awkward moment you see someone you use to know on Maury

That awkward moment if you can't remember if you were just talking to yourself a few minutes ago and are now panicking.

That awkward moment when you and your friend are laughing so hard that it is now completely indistinguishable from intense sobbing.

That awkward moment when your crush catches you staring and you don't even have the coolness to just casually look away

The awkward moment your father walks in on you while you're shitting.

That awkward moment when you get stuck in the bathroom with his girlfriend.
That awkward moment when you trip over your friend trying to escape.

The awkward moment when you're alone with your brother's extremely pretty girlfriend and you can't stand to make eye contact or start a conversation because you're just too awkward, as well as having abysmally low self esteem.

That awkward moment you walk in on your sexy cousin masturbating, and he asks if you want to join, and your torn between the fact you would very much like to join, and he's your cousin, so it's incest... and he's married... and you have a girl/boyfriend.

That awkward moment when you work in a law firm and your boss says that you shouldn't look in the gory, disgusting murder file... and then he leaves the room.