That Awkward Moment When...

That awkward moment when you walk into your advanced biology III class to find your teacher dissecting a cadaver to orchestra music.

That awkward moment when he looks up from said cadaver, music still playing, and says joyfully with a mile wide smile "Nothing like the smell of dead cat in the morning!!"

That awkward moment when you're packing up your things at the end of a class and your classmate asks you, "Are you here on a scholarship?" And then, once you've responded with 'no' he proceeds to say, "Oh, you're a lot smarter than most of the other kids who aren't here on scholarships."

that awkward moment when people in class talk to you like you're stupid just because you're quiet.

That awkward moment when you post a photo on tumblr will the intention of using it for a character but then it gets reblogged or liked over 50 times.

That awkward moment when you realize Eminem is now 40 and he could still pass as a man in his 20's or 30's.

That awkward moment when you lose all of your brownie points from your art teacher when she finds out you're a conservative.

That incredibly awkward moment when you mistake someone's gender on here because the gender symbols are barely visible.

That awkward moment when you leave the bathroom and see 5 animals staring at you in the outside the door.

That awkward moment when you find a dead thread that you want to post in but you were the last one to post in it before it died.

That awkward moment when you purse-dial a guy you've been texting that you kind of like, but you haven't met in person yet.

That awkward moment when you get a text from an unknown number and when you tell him your phone took a shit and you lost phone numbers, he pretends to be the one person you despise but have to see at work everyday so you open your company contact list to try and match numbers until he tells you who he really is...

That awkward moment when you ask someone you had a crush on what to talk about next, he replies with "Sex, let's talk about sex baby, you and me..." you reply with "well I have nothing to say about that." he replies with "All you have to say is Oh Ray, yes Ray!!!" All of this with no knowledge that you've actually thought about it in the past because you in fact had a crush on him...and now you're all hot and bothered...

That awkward moment when it takes 16 years to realize you have been spelling grey wrong.

I don't like "gray" anyhow so I'm I'm sticking with "grey".

@ Myv;
The awkward moment when you realize that his daughter is at the age where boys you know could find her attractive. (And that she is pretty attractive. .__.)

The awkward moment when you compliment the breath of a worker in one of the best haunted houses in the US. :

The awkward moment where you run into a mannequin at your store and you almost apologize because you thought it was a real person.

That awkward moment when you get messages from Dujo about the new fanfiction sites and you think you're in trouble for something.

That awkward moment when you're texting your best friend and a guy you like: you send a text to your best friend about how the guy you like wants to hang out, but with a group of people instead of you alone...but you forgot to switch the conversation window to your best friend so the text gets sent to the guy you like. (And after that you tell him you're going to hide forever, and then you never speak to him again)

That awkward moment when the skin tag commercial comes on TV.

Synyster Lisa:

That awkward moment when you get messages from Dujo about the new fanfiction sites and you think you're in trouble for something.

Oh jeez, I thought I was the only one!

That awkward moment when you respond to your best friend's name in class...

@ cole pendery.
Been there, done that. I've also answered to my brother's name.

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That awkward moment when you're just now hearing the president's voice for the first time.

That awkward moment when you have nothing to do after work and end up going on your laptop in the bogan filled park while you're waiting to get picked up.

That awkward moment when you're seeing Madina Lake live, and without thinking, your hand rests on Nathan Leone's thigh... (For those who don't know, Nathan (The singer) is always in the crowd, and/or always RIGHT there holding people's hands and stuff)

That awkward moment when you hit up a friend on Facebook and sign the message "Alfred," and his butler (his butler!) is the one to answer.

That awkward moment when someone you don't really like calls you by a nickname that your other friends call you so you can't tell them not to call you that without looking like a complete asshat.

That awkward moment when your beauty school teacher is the mom of your half brother...whom you've never met before :O

That awkward moment when your mom and stepdad are at the gym the same time as you and make you look like a total creeper TO THE GUY YOU SEE THERE EVERY SO OFTEN AND YOU THINK HE'S FUCKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!

The guy looks like Chris Evans (AKA Captain America), I guess my stepdad told him he looks like the guy but he didn't know who my stepdad was talking about since he hadn't seen Avengers. My stepdad came to ask me about it, of course I instantly knew who he was telling me about, and moments later I turn to see my mom and stepdad talking to him. I told my mom a bit later that I know who they were talking about and that I thought the guy was cute. Apparently my mom told him "I had my husband ask my daughter and she knew exactly who he was asking about." #mortified