That Awkward Moment When...

That awkward moment when you make all the good girls go bad.

the awkward moment when you get to the department of mysteries and voldemort hasn't kidnapped your godfather.

The awkward moment you ask your mum if santa is real.

The awkward moment when green day pull you on stage and give you a giant hose to spray the crowd with and you realise you really need to pee.

The awkward moment when someone asks about the bottle of water in your toilet and you tell them you stole it from Billie Joe Armstrong.

The awkward moment when your irish catholic gran asks if you're a virgin.

the awkward moment when a random you sucked off adds you on facebook.
the awkward moment when you think you're texting someone, but it turns out to be someone else.

The awkward moment when you go to pick your nose and then realise you don't have one.

The awkward moment when your room mate doesn't know about Naked Thursdays.

The awkward moment when you make a Doctor Who reference and nobody gets it.

the awkward moment someone asks what Mibba is.

The awkward moment when you're making a milkshake and no boys come to your yard.

Roseh; boheme:

The awkward moment when you're making a milkshake and no boys come to your yard.

The awkward moment when you're drinking a milkshake, and little kids come into your yard instead.

That awkward moment when you're the only one not complaining about New Mibba.

That awkward moment when you realize you have to get someone chocolate for Christmas.

that awkward moment when you tell someone, "merry christmas", and you find out they're jewish.

The awkward moment when everyone gives you Christmas presents and you have nothing to give back.

That awkward moment when your brother is dressed in drag and people say he looks like you.

trufax.

The Doctor:

The awkward moment when Nick Clegg makes a promise.
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This. So fucking true.

the awkward moment when you drink half of what you thought was your coke and then realize it was something disgustingly alcoholic and coke.

The awkward moment when you quote yourself on the forums instead of editing the post

The awkward moment when you write a really long story review and realise too late you made a spelling mistake

That akwward moment when you drop a crisp on the floor but figure it dosnt matter so you pick it up and put it in you're mouth and realise it is a diffrent flavour.

that awkward moment when you're trying to sleep and you're woken up by your friend fucking a fifteen year old girl
true story

That awkward moment when you're typing a comment on a youtube video on your phone and you aren't done and it sends it halfway done.

That awkward moment when your Polyjuice Potion stops working.

That awkward moment when you get BRB'ed and you think New Mibba is here and then it's not.

That awkward moment when you type Mibba emoticon codes into your facebook status.

That awkward moment in which mom tells you to look for nice shoes to wear to a party in her closet... and you stumble with a very big purple dildo neatly placed in one of the shoe boxes...


My exact expression.

That awkward moment when your in class and you yell that two weeks is almost done and everyone looks at you weird.

That awkward moment when you go to the Paradise City and they're no pretty girls there.

That awkward moment when you're on the Nighttrain and you come back.

That awkward moment when your school has a late entry and you're there at the regular time.

That awkward moment when you see Marianne and it's not even a feeling.