Things That You Should Feel Bad About, But Don't.

I don't feel bad I'm dating my ex's best friend.

I don't feel bad I give my mom's boyfriend attitude most of the time, he deserves it.

I don't feel bad I'm a health freak and like to eat well & exercise.

I don't feel bad I'm addicted to coffee.

I don't feel bad about being on my phone all the time.

I don't feel bad about listening to music 24/7 to tune everyone out.

I don't feel bad about always asking questions and participating in class discussion.

I don't feel bad about calling someone out on their crap, especially if they do it often. I probably should, but I don't.

I don't feel bad about lying to people that I'm busy so I can have a little time to myself to relax because I don't always want to be picking up every extra shift at work, babysitting for no pay, listening to my friends's relationship drama, or spending all night out (especially when I just did that last night).

I should feel bad for sleeping with a guy who likes me, but I have no feelings for... yet I don't. I should feel bad for lying to my family that I'm studying when I'm out with my guy-friend...

I honestly don't feel bad about the fact that I have virtually no filter between my brain and my mouth, even though it makes me come off as a bitch.

I'm the friend that would actually tell you if you had something in your teeth or if your outfit wasn't exactly the most flattering. I feel like it's a rarity to find people who are honest and aren't sweet as sugar to your face but trash talk you behind your back. If I don't like you, trust me, you'll know.

I don't feel bad that I sass this one fellow because he's not so nice himself.

I don't feel bad for texting at family get togethers, even when my uncle tells me it's rude.

I don't feel bad about all the things I've said that are both horrible and true.

I don't feel bad that my Only True Love is a YouTuber seven years older than and two hours away from myself.

I don't feel bad for still caring about my best friend, in spite of the fact she cheated on her boyfriend. That girl is like a sister to me and she knows she made a mistake.

I don't feel bad about getting angry with my best friend, especially when she bails on our plans every time.

I don't feel bad that I have cheated on a person.
I don't feel bad that I have refused and actively avoiding going to funerals of people close to me.
I don't feel bad that once, when I was little, I made fun of a Handicapped girl. (She used to pick on me and throw bark at my face - this was a big deal when I was little, haha)
I don't feel bad that I have broken up a friends relationship.
I don't feel bad that I have shoplifted. I was hungry.
I don't feel bad that I have hurt people.
I don't feel bad about stabbing a dude (I got caught and all that, but he deserved it.)
I don't feel bad for laughing at non pc jokes.
I don't feel bad for having no attraction to muscles.

I don't feel bad about the fact that I objectify men

I don't feel bad about not giving up my seat on public transport to overweight people. If you are elderly, pregnant or disabled in some way, I will happily give up my seat. If you are overweight, nope.

I don't feel bad for flirting with almost every single young, available guy at the hospital where I work, even though I've been in a relationship for almost two years.

I definitely don't feel bad about wanting to fuck one of the security guards in the office next door to mine

It's not my fault he looks so damn fine in his little uniform.

I don't feel bad that you failed all colleges except that lame one I'm a mean person, oh well. I passed the highest university of the country and you didn't.

I don't feel bad that I know you are/will be miserable for the majority of your life and I'm smug about it.

I don't feel bad knowing you'll probably be obsessed with her for all your life, even though you're in a relationship with somebody else. Really shows you've "moved on".

I don't feel bad about eating pizza most days, lol.