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How To Get Hired ... ABC Style

  • Selling dreams

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    Its kind of like how to go get fired, but hired instead.
    Lock if its stupid or a dup.

    So its listing alphabetically ways to get a job. I start with A, next person do B and so on

    A ... Ambush the boss with CVs
    April 21st, 2011 at 10:33pm
  • Storm Sparks.

    Storm Sparks. (100)

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    Bring ballons bearing the words "World's greatest boss"

    You missed the t off 'get'
    April 21st, 2011 at 10:38pm
  • Selling dreams

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    Call the boss Sir

    Thanks for pointing that out
    April 21st, 2011 at 10:40pm
  • folie a dru.

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    Dirty dance with them after the interview. tehe
    April 21st, 2011 at 10:43pm
  • fairyfeller

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    Eavesdrop on the boss' conversations so you can blackmail him.
    April 21st, 2011 at 10:45pm
  • Selling dreams

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    Find a way to sneak into the building and hand out the mail, thus proving you're a good worker
    April 21st, 2011 at 10:47pm
  • Little

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    Get to the job interview 20 minutes early.
    July 17th, 2011 at 08:09am
  • misery's best friend

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    Help your boss with his paperwork.
    July 17th, 2011 at 01:39pm
  • Little

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    Invite the boss to your house for a nice dinner.
    July 20th, 2011 at 09:13am
  • Selling dreams

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    Jerk off the boss.
    November 8th, 2012 at 10:17pm
  • lonely girl.

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    Kill no one; they shall see you are a stable-minded human being.
    February 28th, 2014 at 11:01am
  • Rachel-Marie

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    Laugh at all your bosses lame jokes.
    March 11th, 2014 at 05:11pm
  • fairyfeller

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    Make coffee for everyone.
    March 20th, 2014 at 04:41am
  • lumy.

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    Night-time office break in and leave all your things in an empty office; they'll have to hire you if you've already taken the office!
    March 20th, 2014 at 07:06pm
  • Audrey T

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    Offer to buy lunch.
    May 14th, 2015 at 06:36am
  • nearly witches.

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    Praising the company on social media
    May 16th, 2015 at 07:56pm
  • Katie Mosing

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    Quit your current job because you have that much confidence XD
    May 22nd, 2015 at 01:28am
  • nearly witches.

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    Re-paint the interior of the company's building.
    May 23rd, 2015 at 04:25pm
  • FuckNo

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    Sell your soul to the devil and hope he takes care of it.
    May 23rd, 2015 at 05:43pm
  • Unown

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    Try not to fire spit or snot in the employer's direction as you speak.
    Image
    May 23rd, 2015 at 09:23pm
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