What would your mom (or dad) do if...?

Roll their eyes.

Walked in on you giving your partner a lap dance?

Probably be really embarassed. Or buy me condoms.

Found out you spent all your money on video games and pizza?

Look for the leftover pizza and ask to play the games with me.

You turned all the pictures in their house upside down?

Roll their eyes at me, probably.

You told them you were entering the Eurovision Song Contest?

Laugh, although I'd probabaly be a good choice to represent Australia. No joke.

You dropped everything -- job, school, etc. -- to join a travelling circus.

Tell me that's where I belong anyways (my dad's always called me Monkeybutt)

Dyed the family pet pink?

My Dad would probably think it was funny if it was the pet-friendly stuff. My Mom would roll her eyes.

Jumped borders to elope with someone you met two weeks ago?

Tell me I was being stupid, but probably let me go ahead with it so I could see myself how stupid it was.

Smashed a window in the family home accidentally?

My dad would be pretty chill and recognise it was an accident. My mother would scream for two hours nonstop and make me pay for it.

Charged £500 on Itunes to their credit card?

...Kick my ass. Both of them.

You got a buzzcut and dyed the little bit of hair neon green?

Dad would be pissed/absolutely hate it. Mom would just be indifferent.

Had a huge party and trashed the house?

I'd get a lecture about the people I hang around with and then they'd make me clean everything up myself.

If you played your music as loud as it could go?

Dad would make me turn it down. My mom is quite hard of hearing, so she'd just think it was an acceptable level.

If you had to move back in with them?

I live with them now so I'm not fussed

Same?

I'll be doing that in 2 months, and they're very happy about it so it doesn't really matter to them (plus I only moved away for 6 months to do an exchange trip, ha)

If you came in with your hair dyed bright green?

It's not their hair, I'm an adult, they can't really do much.

If they caught you changing all your Ds into Bs on your report card?

My dad would probably applaud me for being imaginative. My mother would probably spout some shite about being honest about your downfalls or something to that effect.

If you drank nothing but fizzy drinks for a month straight?

Probably be a bit weirded out and tell me to drink more healthily.

If you had really loud sex just down the hall at 3AM?

They'd be livid. And embarrassed.

If you decided to spend all of your money to go traveling?

Try to talk me out of it, try to stay in constant contact the whole time, but once I came home they would be super proud and ask me all about it.

Asked them to smoke weed with you?