What would your mom (or dad) do if...?

  • Crash Thrusts.

    Crash Thrusts. (100)

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    United States
    She'd probably laugh at me.

    If you ran off and eloped without telling her?
    September 14th, 2011 at 04:19am
  • Nowhere Boy

    Nowhere Boy (370)

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    Canada
    Wonder why I was getting eloped at thirteen, and then call the police to track me and my partner down.

    If s/he saw that you had been looking at pornographic pictures of the same sex online?
    September 14th, 2011 at 05:28am
  • Peeta Mellark;

    Peeta Mellark; (100)

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    United States
    Not care about the same-sex thing, but definitely ground me/scold me for looking at porn tehe
    which I do anyway

    If he/she knew about Mibba?
    September 14th, 2011 at 05:39am
  • Nowhere Boy

    Nowhere Boy (370)

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    Make an account and ask if I saw anything interesting in the forums. (I should know; I did tell her about Mibba XD)

    Same?
    September 14th, 2011 at 05:41am
  • Slendermon

    Slendermon (100)

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    United States
    Read all my shit probably.

    Found out that you tried pot?
    September 14th, 2011 at 05:55am
  • Little

    Little (100)

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    Location:
    Australia
    Call me an idiot.

    You told her that you had a one night stand?
    September 16th, 2011 at 07:29am
  • TheYetiStepsOnMyBack

    TheYetiStepsOnMyBack (100)

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    United States
    I honestly have no idea.

    You told him/her that you didn't like them.
    October 30th, 2011 at 02:54am
  • n. josten

    n. josten (1270)

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    Ghoul of 2016
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    Age:
    92
    Location:
    United States
    They wouldn't take me seriously, whatsoever.

    You dropped out of college?
    October 30th, 2011 at 01:17pm
  • Cheye13

    Cheye13 (100)

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    United States
    ...Be secretly happy.

    Came home to your homemade dinner?
    October 30th, 2011 at 11:03pm
  • Queen of Suburbia

    Queen of Suburbia (315)

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    United States
    Shocked that I didn't burn the place down.

    You had a hangover?
    October 31st, 2011 at 01:16am
  • atlas.

    atlas. (100)

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    Denmark
    My dad would laugh, my mom would tell me it was my own fault in the first place lmfao

    You got caught having sex?
    October 31st, 2011 at 01:21am
  • TheYetiStepsOnMyBack

    TheYetiStepsOnMyBack (100)

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    United States
    Probably be extremely shocked...

    You won five million dollars?
    October 31st, 2011 at 02:02am
  • n. josten

    n. josten (1270)

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    Ghoul of 2016
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    Age:
    92
    Location:
    United States
    Steal it.
    Invest it. Let me live off the interest.

    You dated the same sex?
    October 31st, 2011 at 02:15am
  • the god of mischief.

    the god of mischief. (250)

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    United States
    Wouldn't care much; ask me her name and all about her.

    Caught you with drugs (of any kind)?
    October 31st, 2011 at 03:10am
  • the power of justice

    the power of justice (100)

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    29
    Location:
    France
    Belt the crap out of me, and give me a long lecture about me wasting my life. And never talk to me ever again.

    If you failed to get into university?
    October 31st, 2011 at 03:13am
  • Neche Narcissist

    Neche Narcissist (100)

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    United States
    Be sad and try and comfort me.

    If she caught you coming home drunk?
    October 31st, 2011 at 08:51am
  • chasethecountylines;

    chasethecountylines; (100)

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    Age:
    29
    Location:
    United States
    I'd be lucky if i made it up the steps to the front door.

    Dyed your hair Purple, Blue and Pink, and became a 5 cent Scene hooker?
    October 31st, 2011 at 05:54pm
  • Queen of Suburbia

    Queen of Suburbia (315)

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    United States
    She wanted me to dye my hair purple. lmfao as for the scene hooker, I'd be dead. Yep. She'd kill me.

    If she found heroin in your room?
    October 31st, 2011 at 08:13pm
  • Storm Sparks.

    Storm Sparks. (100)

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    Great Britain (UK)
    Kill me. I mean literally.

    If she found a huge array of sex toys in your room?
    October 31st, 2011 at 08:27pm
  • carson phillips

    carson phillips (100)

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    United Kingdom
    If she found female sex toys I think she'd want to know about that but otherwise I think that she'd tell me it was natural and not question it.

    If you got your dream job?
    October 31st, 2011 at 10:39pm