Anti-Joke Thread!

I searched and I didn't find anything for this so I decided to make it.
This is a thread specifically for anti-jokes
If you have never heard of anti-jokes you can find them here. The first on the site are not the best.
These jokes are also not for the easily offended!
Here are a few examples.

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

or

Q: Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

or my PERSONAL FAVORITE

Q: What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

A: Finishing the wheelchair.

There are a ton of funny ones out there, so share one's you've heard or made up!

Want to hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in the mud.

Want to hear a clean one?
He took a shower.

kid: dear santa, send me a brother!
santa: send me your mother

Your mom is so fat, she really needs to lose weight.

What's wet and dirty?
The beach.

What's goes in hard and dry but comes out wet and sticky?
Gum.

this thread rules

Why did Sally fall of the swing?
She had no arms. That's why.

^ Leading on.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs?

His name.

How do all Asians look?

With their eyes.

louis tomlinson.:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average

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What's black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra.

Why did the groom miss his wedding?
He died in the car ride on the way over to the church.