Does this turn you on? #4

No because I already have that we’ll both die of a sugar rush. I get turned on by people who are the opposite of me most of the time

Different colored eyes? Or some other genetic rarity?

Yeah, that stuff's pretty cool

Rides a motorcycle?

Doesn't really bother me either way I guess.

Facial hair?

No thanks

Long fingers?

...maybe

Dark hair?

I prefer blondes

Bi/multilingual?

Absolutely. There's something about a guy speaking a different language that's just incredibly attractive. Even if I don't have a clue what they're saying

Good cook?

YES. Cook me food thanks.

Likes shooting arrows is Hawkeye?

Um yes hello get in ma bed.

Is a badass fighting queen aka Black Widow?

Oh yes get in my bed please

Knows pi to twenty places?

Nope, I hate maths with a passion.

Can play guitar?

Yes. Any knowledge of musical instruments is a plus in my book

Could wield a sword if they wanted to?

Ooooooh you know what, yes. As long as they didn't... y'know, kill people.

Loves animals?

Yes! You gotta love animals especially my cat to get with me.

Is into politics?

Yes! There's nothing more attractive than a guy that knows what's going on in the world and can put together an eloquent argument based on their beliefs. Bonus points if they're a filthy nationalist like me

Can paint?

I mean, anyone can paint. If they are good at painting, however, and also are knowledgable about the art world

Like partner dancing?

I have no idea what that is.

Speaks a different language?

^ Vic, partner dancing, like ballroom dancing?

Neither a turn on or off

Cooks you food?

Yep!

Does the general housework?

Indifferent, although I guess it would save me doing it

Is insanely good at baking?