hail the king.

Effie climbed into the car when Brian came back out, opening her Gatorade and taking a sip, sighing contently. This should wake her up a little bit. She knew when they got to where they were going, she could drink a few beers and that would wake her up a bit more. Well, kind of. Even though beers were kind of a depressant or whatever, she always felt so awake and alive when she drank. She was a giggler, and a bit of an angry drunk too.

Jimmy flipped Vicky off and he shook his head when he heard Brian. "Thank fuck," he grumbled. "I didn't want to play find the exit all fucking day." He put his cigarette out and looked down at her, smiling. "C'mon, lazy, let's get going." He took her bag and peeked inside, kind of wishing he hadn't when he saw a box of tampons. He made a face and handed the bag back to her before climbing into the car and shutting the door.

Vicky let out a loud laugh when Jimmy saw what was in her bag. "Yes James, I am going to be bleeding out of my vagina in a few days and I forgot to bring some with me," she grinned. She jumped back into the car and grabbed out a packet of cigarettes and an energy drink. She opened it and took a few large mouthfuls. "So glad those dumbasses found the exit," she stated.

Brian laughed softly and got into the car. He started it and began the trip to the exit. He was just hoping he could find it now. "When we get there we are all taking fucking shots. I need it," he stated. He looked in the rear view vision mirror, grinning at the girls. "I just love it when you are smashed, Effie," he said.

Effie laughed softly and shook her head at him. "You just want to take advantage of me," she said, smirking at him. She leaned forward and rested her chin on Brian's shoulder, looking out at the road in front of them. "I won't mind drinking, though." She looked at Jimmy who was sitting there with wide eyes, raising an eyebrow. "What's wrong, Jimmy?" she asked, resting a hand on his shoulder and squeezing it.

Jimmy blinked and looked back at Effie. "I can't stop thinking about Vicky's bleeding vagina," he mumbled, earning a snort from Effie, who fell back in the backseat, laughing at him. He pouted and crossed his arms over his chest. "What?" he exclaimed, throwing his hands up. "I just don't understand why vaginas bleed! It's not fair to us guys. We have to wait to have sex with you because you just bleed."

Vicky laughed along with Effie, shaking her head at Jimmy. "For god sakes Jimmy, I'll be bleeding on the way back from our holiday," she replied. She took another mouthful of her drink and settled back in the seat. "Plus we are not having sex, so you don't need to worry about my bleeding vagina. You will have deal with me being moody as fuck and extremely horny," she laughed in reply.

Brian was snickering along with them. "I will take advantage of you because it's the only time you say yes to me. You deny your strong and loving feeling for me when you're sober," he shot back. "You better fuck her before she starts bleeding Jimmy. You are extremely sexually frustrated over her."

Effie made a face and glared at Brian. "You kidding, Haner? I can't stand you. You make me sick. And I'll write down on my hand to say no to you," she said, shaking her head at him. She stuck her finger in her mouth, coating it with her spit before she reached up and shoved it into Brian's ear, wiggling it around in there and laughing to herself. She could be a bit immature at times, but it was all in good fun. She just loved messing with Brian. And he deserved it for even saying what he'd just said, kidding or not.

Jimmy's cheeks turned dark red and he looked away from them. "Shut up, Brian," he grumbled. He wished people would just stop pressuring him and Vicky to get together. She'd made it obvious she didn't want him. And why was he so hung up over this anyways? He could have any girl he wanted. He'd find a girl when they got where they were going, and he'd fuck her all week long. Just to prove a point. He didn't need Vicky. He was a free man. He could have whoever he wanted whenever he wanted.

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Brian let out a girlish scream as Effie's finger came in contact with his ear. He hated when she done this to him, he hated the feeling. It felt so damn disgusting. He squirmed in his seat, making the car swerve as he slapped her hand away. "Jesus fucking Chris Effie, you know I hate that," he groaned; a pout formed on his face. "Just because you deny it you don't have to take it out on me. Plus, you'd still say yes." Brian bit down on his bottom lip, trying to keep his snicker at bay. He had to admit he really did like Effie, it was the fact that she was so damn feisty. He liked that a-fucking-lot.

Vicky grinned at Jimmy's red cheeks. She couldn't help but to find him ridiculously cute whenever he was feel nervous or embarrassed. "Brian, he doesn't have to do it before hand because the one fabulous thing about bleeding out of your vagina is having more shower sex," she stated with a small and uncaring shrug. "I like shower sex, it's a good second on my list." Vicky let out a giggle as she settle back into the seat and rested her head on Jimmy's shoulder. "Effie, just fuck the poor boy. He's trying too hard now."

Effie shook her head. "Jesus, you guys are going to make me puke," she said, looking back at Vicky and sticking her tongue out at her. She looked at the map and raised an eyebrow when she noticed they were going the wrong way. "Brian, you made a wrong turn, idiot." She shoved the map in front of his face, pointing to the road they were supposed to be on. That was when she looked up and noticed that Brian was only following Matt. "Huh," she muttered. "I told you Matt didn't know where he was going."

Jimmy made a slight face. "Sorry, but I will never have sex with a girl when she's on her period," he stated bluntly, holding his hand up and shaking his head. "That's just not my thing." He loved girls. Absolutely loved them. Especially naked. But he would never have sex with a girl when she was all nasty down there. Even with a condom on, in the shower, with soap.

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Brian let out a long and dragged out groan. He wanted to smash his face against the steering wheel, but he knew that wasn't a smart idea while driving. "Fucking hell. He is such a fucking idiot," he snapped as he used the hand he once slapped Effie away with to run through his hair. "Right, so where the hell are we heading to exactly?" he questioned her. "Seriously, what the hell is Matt doing? He told me he was fucking great with directions. I'd rather be following Johnny right now than him."

Vicky laughed loudly at Jimmy's reaction, shaking her head. "Sweetheart, it's only fucking blood. It's not going to kill you," she stated with a shrug. "Plus, I rather enjoy it because it means I don't have to push something around the size of a watermelon out of my vagina. The joys of the period, knowing you are not actually pregnant." Vicky patted his chest lightly and grinned up at him. "It's really not that bad James. It's not like we stand in the shower and have blood pouring out, to be honest we don't bleed that much at all. You wouldn't even see a speck of blood on your cock in the shower." With another shrug, she finally looked away from him. She had done it a few times in the shower with some bloke she couldn't even remember now. She was horny and she wanted sex, she was surprised it wasn't as bad or disgusting as she thought it was going to be.

"Matt with directions?" Effie snorted. "That's like a blind man trying to read a book. They don't go together. I guess you should just follow him until he stops. We have all day to get there." She rolled her eyes and shook her head as she folded the map up and slipped it back under the visor over her head. She turned and looked at the two in the backseat, raising an eyebrow. "I'll fuck Brian if you fuck Jimmy," she joked, smirking at Vicky. Everyone wanted them together, it was actually quite hilarious. Jimmy and Vicky were perfect for each other, but the two acted like they had no chemistry at all, when it was clear they did.

Jimmy narrowed his eyes at Effie and shook his head as he looked at Vicky. Alright, he would admit that he did have feelings for her. But at the same time, he kind of saw her as a little sister to him and he just couldn't get past that. And besides, she had plenty other guys pining after her, and he had girls that wanted him. It was a system he wasn't going to break.

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"Hey!" Brian shouted, trying to defend himself, "the last trip we went on, he didn't get lost once," he stated in a matter-of-fact tone of voice. He sighed to himself, but done exactly what she told him to do; he just followed the dimwit in the car in front of him. He drummed his fingers on the steering wheel, eavesdropping on the conversations that were going on around him. He had to admit it was rather... amusing. "I'm all in for this bet," Brian stated.

Vicky smiled up at him before placing all her attention onto Effie. She swore she was the only person who could see Brian and Effie; she swear she could see the fact that there was going to be one day where they were going to fuck and announce to the group that they were finally seeing each other. They were so similar in so many ways and they didn't fucking know it. "Deal," was the only thing that came from her mouth once she heard Effie's failed attempt of a joke. "And don't deny you won't enjoy it, Effie," she snickered. She had absolutely no problem with sleeping with Jimmy. Hell, she really fucking liked the guy so it was nothing for her to worry about. She would never and will never take the leap of faith to see what would happen if she actually admitted it. She really did not want to look like an absolute fool.

Effie smirked. "Well, don't get your hopes up, Brian. Jimmy's being a little prude, so who knows what'll happen," she shrugged, turning back in her seat and looking at their surroundings. It looked like they were going into some sort of desert, and there wasn't much around them. Where on earth did Matt think he was going? They had clearly taken the wrong exit. He could have at least called and told them that he wasn't sure where he was going.

Jimmy huffed. "I am not a prude!" he exclaimed. "I just don't want to sleep with Vicky!" He sighed as the words finally came out, really praying deep down that he hadn't hurt her feelings or something. He'd hate himself if he hurt her. He looked down at her, frowning when he saw she looked a little bit shocked. "Vic, I'm sorry. I just see you as a little sister. It's weird." He shrugged and looked out of the window, biting his lip gently.

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Brian let out a sigh as he kept his eyes focused on the road. "That's not what you told me Jimmy," he stated, remembering the shit he had said while under the influence and no one else was around. He highly doubted Jimmy would even remember half the shit he had said, but there was no way in hell Brian was ever going to repeat those words. He had a playful smile as he quickly glanced over at Effie. "He's not a prude when he's drunk, so I'll just feed him shots the whole night."

"That's not what I heard," Vicky muttered under her breath as she turned her gaze to the window. A small smile curved on her face at Brian's words and chuckled. She had Matt and Zack tell her a few things that Jimmy had said, but, of course, she chose not to believe it. It was absurd that he would even say it considering he sees her as a sister and only a sister. "Prude," she added in a bit louder for Jimmy to hear. She kept her eyes focused outside. There was not much going on besides a fucking desert with not many trees. The road soon turned into a dirt trail and she frowned a little. "We need to pull over and get our bearings again. I never knew this road went this far. I thought it eventually turned off to head more north and I don't think it goes this far on the map. Does it Effie?"

Effie shook her head. "No," she said. She reached over and honked the car horn, making Brian pull over before she got out, thinking it was hotter here than it had been back home. She put her hair up in a ponytail and wiped a few beads of sweat off her forehead, walking over to Matt's car as he pulled to a stop. She glared at him when he got out, punching his chest. "Where the hell are you going, dumbass?" she hissed.

Jimmy huffed. He wasn't a prude, dammit. He got out of the car and shook his head. He walked around and looked at Vicky. "I'm not a prude," he said. He crossed his arms over his chest and looked away from her, biting his lip hard. "Is it wrong for me not to want to have sex with someone I've known basically my whole life?" he asked.

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Brian pulled up his car behind Matt's and followed Effie's movements of getting out of the car. He slammed the door closed behind him and strolled over. Running his hand through his hair and shook his head at Matt. "I'm going where Johnny is fucking telling me to go!" Matt shouted back, crossing his arms against his chest. "Did you not pay any attention to what fucking Vicky told you?" Brian questioned, "I knew I should've led this. Bloody hell Sanders." Brian glanced at Vicky the moment she started shouting. "Fuck this, I am leading and we are going to head back the way we came. We will go from fucking there."

Vicky watched Jimmy move out of the car out of the corner of her eye. She pushed open her door with a small and quiet sigh. She glanced over at him as he spoke and moved towards him. She patted him on the shoulder with a rather fake smile which she hoped he didn't realize that it was actually fake. "I was joking Jimmy. You need to relax," she stated before walking towards Matt's car without another word said. The moment she heard Matt stated something about Johnny giving directions she knew something was fucking wrong. She poked her head in the window on Johnny's side and instantly groaned loudly at the sight of the map on his lap. She pulled out and looked over at Matt, Effie and Brian. "You know not to trust Johnny with Map!" she snapped at Matt with her arms waving around in the air. "He has it up side fucking down. All I want to do is fucking drink. Stop fucking up."

Effie rubbed her temples. "Alright, guys," she said. "Maybe we can just stop here for a bit, see if there's any places around, and we can have a few drinks. It's starting to get dark and there's no point in turning back now. It's going to be pitch black out." She grabbed Brian's arm, tugging him with her. "We'll see if there's a hotel or something around." She just wanted to take a break for now. She could really go for a drink as well.

Jimmy nodded and he watched as everybody kind of coupled off, and he walked over to Vicky, sighing softly. "Vic, I'm sorry for overreacting," he said. "I guess I really am too immature. I do think of you as a little sister to me. But for the record, if I didn't know you and I was totally into having sex with strangers, I'd fuck you in a heartbeat."

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Brian rubbed his face before agreeing with Effie. "Fine. We were going to be in the middle of nowhere anyway, so no difference now," he mumbled more to himself than anyone else. He was over this trip already and he didn't particularly want to be in a place he didn't know. It made him feel uncomfortable. Fuck, he needed alcohol in his system to forget all about it. He sighed loudly and followed after Effie. "I doubt there is going to be anything for miles," he stated to her as he looked around the deserted dirt road. "That or we are going to end up at a serial killers house," he joked.

Vicky looked up at Jimmy without a smile on her face. She crossed her arms against her chest, raising an eyebrow. To be honest, she wanted to make him feel as shit as she did. This sister bullshit was far too fucking much. She didn't see how Jimmy and her were like brother and sister, she was more like that towards Zacky than anyone else. She hated liking Jimmy a-fucking-lot. "It's okay Jimmy. If you weren't like an older brother to me and I didn't know you, I still probably wouldn't fuck you." With a wide shit eating grin, she spun on her heels and walked away from him. She hated this trip and all she wanted to do was to go home. This had officially become the worst idea ever. She moved towards the boot of Brian's car and opened it; rummaging around for her bag. She was fucking glad she had decided to bring a fair bit of alcohol with her. She really fucking needed it right now.

"Eight of us outnumber one serial killer easily," Effie said. "And I highly doubt it would ever come to that point." She glanced back at him. "You're just thinking negatively." She turned and started walking backwards, looking up at him. "Why do you want to have sex with me so badly?" she asked curiously, raising an eyebrow. "You know you're not my type, right? I like guys that don't fully have their heads stuck up their assholes at all times."

Jimmy scoffed and narrowed his eyes as he walked back around, grabbing her arm and pinning her against the car. "Hey," he hissed. "You'd be lucky to get me in bed with you. You would love for me to fuck you so hard you couldn't even remember what your name was. I know you want me. You're just pissed because I may or may not want you back and you don't know."

Brian let out a laugh, "Effie, have you ever seen a horror movie? They just pick them off. Who knows we could be first," he snickered. "I like coming to the worst possible situation first. It makes me a lot happier when it doesn't actually happen," he shrugged. He heard it so much from his parents about thinking more positively, but that just wasn't who he was. He liked thinking that nothing would work out or that something bad would happen because when it didn't it was an awesome surprise. "I like seeing your reaction. It's amusing," Brian told her with a shrug. "Doesn't mean I actually want to have sex with you as surprising as that sounds." Brian shook his head, but he had a smirk on his face. "From what I've seen that doesn't worry you much at all. I mean your last bloke was a cock, but then again he really did enjoy cock," he shot back.

Vicky let out a growl as she tried her hardest to push Jimmy away from her. "For fuck sakes James!" She yelled, pushing her body against his trying to move him. "Not everything I want needs to revolve around you. My whole fucking life doesn't revolve around you." She glared up at him, she hated every single word that fell from his mouth. "I don't care if you do or don't want to have sex with me. You would be the one who is fucking lucky, mate. I'm not a desperate whore who sleeps around with anyone they can get their dirty fucking hands on. Remind you of someone, James?" She pushed again, sneering at him. "Get. Off. Of. Me."

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Effie stopped and punched him in the chest. "You're an asshole!" she hissed. "That's why nobody likes you!" She huffed and turned away, walking away from him. She would admit her last boyfriend was an asshole, but he wasn't gay. She could assure him that much. She stopped again and turned back to look at him. "And he might have been a dick, but he was more man than you'll ever be. Baby dick." She turned back around and stormed off, crossing her arms over her chest. She didn't like people insulting her exes, because it made her feel like she'd made poor choices in guys, and that wasn't true.

"I don't sleep with anyone!" Jimmy yelled back at her. "God, you drive me absolutely fucking crazy! No wonder nobody wants you!" He huffed and pulled away from her, wanting to just slap her because he was so pissed at her. But he didn't hit girls. He huffed and grabbed a drink out of the cooler before he walked away from her. "Fuck you, Victoria!" he called before he went over to Matt and Val, intruding on their conversation like he usually did.

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Brian walked after Effie and grabbed onto her wrist, making her spin back around for her to look at him. "No, that's why you don't like me," he growled. "because you fucking hate the fact that I am the only person that puts up with your fucking snide remarks, but when I do them back to you, you are all so fucking innocent. That's complete fucking bullshit." He let go of her arm and crossed his arms against his chest. "You know, I don't even give a shit that you are trying to insult me. It's fucking pathetic, Effie."

Vicky growled once again and kicked the tire of Brian's car. She glared at the back of Jimmy's head before reaching back into her bag and pulled out a bottle of Jack. "Stupid fucking asshole," she muttered under her breath as she slammed the boot close and went towards the direction of Effie. She didn't fucking care, she needed to take a breather and get away from everyone for awhile. The moment she passed Jimmy, she glared at him and flipped him off. "Fuck you Prick!" she shouted before storming off further down the dirt road.