Why I'm Not A Mibba VIP!

Because I'm not attractive lol

@ rachthebat.
:D

Because like rachthebat. I don't see the fascination with boy bands either.

@ Synful Cocktail
Because I probably love this lady a little too much

Because I don't particular like rock, pop-punk, or post-hard core.
I like 90s alt-rock and soft rock.

Because I don't listen to rap and hip hop.

@ rachthebat.
there's so many ways that I can take that.. But.. Mate, you'll always be my (extremely white) Welsh crumpet who sent nummy tea

Because I take ten years to update, ten years to reply to messages, ten years to comment, ten years to reply to comments, and one minute to start a new story that adds to the ten years I take to do everything else.

Because I like uncommon slash pairings - really, because I like/write slash fanfic, period.

Because I still have stories up that I know I will probably never touch again, but I cannot bring myself to delete them, for I do not have the heart. It gives anyone who thinks about that fic no one false hope. Sigh.

Because I don't write Slash.

Because I enjoy listening to pop songs as much as I enjoy heavier music.

Because I like Black Veil Brides and that makes me immature.

Because I can be immature.

@ Synful Cocktail
every single one of them perverted XD

Because I like to write about necrophilia.

@ rachthebat.
You know me too well! XD

Because I like to write about slash. Necrophilia. Cannibalism. Death. Murder and, abuse. I sound so damn cheerful.

heroes.:

Because I take ten years to update, ten years to reply to messages, ten years to comment, ten years to reply to comments, and one minute to start a new story that adds to the ten years I take to do everything else.

Because I still have stories up that I know I will probably never touch again, but I cannot bring myself to delete them, for I do not have the heart. It gives anyone who thinks about that fic no one false hope. Sigh.

Pretty much all of these, except I'm pretty good about responding to alerts/messages because I don't wanna be rude

Because I could name at least five reasons right off the bat why I am not Mibba VIP.

Because I'd spent the past two hours browsing through the Stories section without actually picking anything to read.

Because I don't read enough on Mibba.

Because I suck at following through the stories I'd subscribed.

Because I always take days to respond to messages and comments.

Because I'm probably too eager in responding to messages and comments it makes me look kinda pathetic.

Because while I may take a day or two to respond to messages, I'm always super excited to read them when I get one even though I take forever responding.