^ I don't think I have any funny or weird writing habits. I think it's more annoying than anything, like, I have to be sat in the dark, fully immersed and for some reason I can only write past 9:30 / 10pm! So, there's that
> Barney's being such a little fucking punk tonight. The attitude on this pup is ridiculous, I can't even begin to list the naughty shit he's done today. He can be a cuddle monster or a whirlwind of destruction, there's no in between.
v Do you have any pets? If yes, do they have any funny/quirky behaviours or habits? If no, what pet would you really love to have?