Deadpool vs. Batman

Hey there Julie. Just continuing like on the phone?

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What....

It all started with a single question, a single voice ringing out into the darkness. "Batman?" The setting: A rooftop of Gotham. The people: Two girls, best of friends, unsure of what they're doing on that roof - unsure of why they were even in Gotham. They were, however, sure of one thing, though. They were sure that there was a certain antihero identified by the name Batman with them. Why? Who knows.

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@ Up in the Air.
It was dark and the moon was high in the sky but that wasn't the only light in the sky, They looked up and it was a sign a sign for something or someone that sign meant that there was crime that needed to be stopped That sign called out to the only one who could help them it was meant for a hero it was meant for batman.

@ Up in the Air.

@ Up in the Air.
Whoops lol

"Hey. Look over there," I spoke out. I, being Hannah, a narrator. One of two narrators, actually. I'm speaking to my other narrator buddy Julianna. You see, we're controlling this thing. I resumed speaking, pointing opposite to where Batman is standing. "It's Deadpool." Sure enough, it was indeed Deadpool. "What's he doing in Gotham?"

I spoke as soon as I realized what he was there for. He sat, crouched on a building behind us, his bow drawn and aimed at Batman.

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I followed to where Hannah was pointing, I looked in shock as I seen him there ready to shoot batman! "Batman look out" when I yelled Deadpool looked at us and when I turned to see Batman he was gone! I looked at Hannah confused on where he went, I turned back to see where Deadpool was and he was also gone but he didnt leave he was hiding from us "Where did he go?" I asked Hannah worried "I dont know" we turned and searched all over to see if Deadpool and Batman where anywhere to be found until we herd a big CLANK sound "AHH what was that?" Hannah cried "I-I dont know!" then we heard foot steps getting closer to us....

I heard Julie's warning call to Batman, an a whipped around so that I was facing where Deadpool previously was. Deadpool vanished, however the arrow that he shot did not vanish, and was still flying through the air towards Batman. Julie's shout out to Batman made him vanish as well. Suddenly, we heard a loud CLANKING noise. It sounded like metal was dropped onto the cement that were standing on. (Well, no shit.) suddenly, though, the clear night sky turned all smokey. It was like a white out, as if a cloud sunk down onto the building. Suddenly, I heard the most familiar laugh ever. I turned to Julie hesitantly. "Did you just hear what I heard?" I asked her. I was just pretty sure that a new person entered the picture: A supervillian by the name of the Joker.

"Well, its starting to look like I'm not your only visitor tonight, Batman," he spoke. "You seem awefully popular tonight."

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The joker came out of nowhere! "Well, its starting to look like I'm not your only visitor tonight, Batman," he spoke. "You seem awefully popular tonight." I feel as if me and Hannah are in danger, The Joker came closer to us and I couldn't help but flinch "How are you lovely young ladies tonight" The joker said as his mouth curled into a wicked smile, Deadpool jumped down and walked next to the joker, I could tell they had a plan but what? "If you girls would follow me back to my place its getting cold out and it would be a shame if you two where to get a cold" he said as he stepped out of our way telling us to walk "You wont get away with this!" Hannah spoke out I could tell she was just as scared as I was but that didnt stop her "It would be unwise to try and be a hero" Deadpool said staring at Hannah "Now now Deadpool they just dont fully understand whats going on" the joker said glaring down at me and Hannah "Would you like to say anything? it looks like you have a lot on your mind" he says looking down at me "Batman will stop you" the Jokers glare became sharp, If he could kill you with his eyes I would be dead

"Then where is your Batman!" he yelled full of rage followed with a wicked laugh

"Woah, wait, Batman?" I said as I glared at Julie. "Say, wouldn't you know, it is freezing, and Batman is no where to be found. Why don't we be good little humans and tag along with the ninja and Mistah J now?" I questioned.

Deadpool glared at me. He cleared his throat, apparently not liking being called a ninja. "It's Deadpool," he said grimly.

"There'll be cookies and chocolate," I true. It looked like Julie was still somewhat wary. She didn't know much anything at all about me or my past. She didn't even know that I had the same intentions as both Deadpool and the Joker - er, shared intentions of both. My goals were to destroy Batman and to have fun doing it. Now, even though we were on the same side in the end, I still didn't know what Mr. J and Deadpool were up to this time. All that I knew was it would be awfully amusing. "C'mon," I said and started walking off in a random direction. It was then that Deadpool pointed out that I was going the wrong way.

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I dont understand? why would she go just like that? she didnt give up hope....Right? as Hannah walked and i had no choice but to follow her whats gotin into her why is she like this? oh Batman please hurry! Deadpool and the Joker helped us off the roof there was a car that the Joker struggled to brake into Hannah had a some what evil smile on her face was she thinking of a way out just the Deadpool went up to help Joker and that was it when no one was looking i grabbed Hannah and bolted down an dark path Hannah tried to pull back and we fell without thinking I ran without her I heard Joker tell Deadpool to chase me down and that made me run even faster until a black figure jumped in front of me he held my mouth it was Batman! he puled me agents the wall and a few moments later Deadpool ran past us not knowing we where there Batman held onto me tight "Dont let go" was all he said until we shot up and onto the roof we ran until Batman grabbed and again as we jumped down to the Batmovel! we got in and drove off then I remembered Hannah! "Batman we need to save my friend!" "We will I need a plan first I will take you somewhere safe and you will tell me everything you know" he said never taking his eyes off the rode oh Hannah please be ok im coming back for you!

I was dumbfounded. What just happened? Everything was going so well! I almost had the perfect bait to lure Batman into a trap! And I had help, too. The Joker and Deadpool. When was that ever going to happen again?I couldn't help to feel a sense of dread wash over me as I thought that Batman might recognize me and my plans, that he might find out that I was against him. That would mean trouble for me without backup. And of course, I was now alone in a dark ally. Just splended. I glanced at my watch telling me that it was exactly midnight I sighed. Then, my phone started ringing. I glanced at my phone. 12:01 am. Unknown caller. Who would be calling me at this time of night? "Hello?" I answered.

"'Morning, bait. Having fun hanging out with Batman?" The other end of the line questioned. Deadpool! I wasn't alone after all. "I'm watching you. You and your sweet little friend are perfect for leading us to the Batcave, lovely. Have fun!" He hung up. In the background I could hear the Joker laughing like a maniac. Of course. That was just typical.

I glanced up and noticed that Batman was standing a little ways away. "Alright, Nick. That works. See you then. Bye," I pretended like I hung up, and I used my brother's name. The Las thing that Batman needed to find out right now is that I was working against him.

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When Batman took me to the Batcave I told him everything he wanted to know "Why would Deadpool be working with the Joker?" Batman asked "I dont know honestly i dont know" how am I even here Hannah told me about Deadpool but how am I here like in gothem? it isn't real hes just a story a superhero that saves the day and a bad guy who tries to destroy the city a-am I in a dream? is this one? I just wish I knew what was happening this all feels so weird I feel like I will wake up any second and I will be in my room in reality....But no it feels so real

It seemed like moments before I was back at the Batcave. The journey to was silence. I was relieved when I finally saw the thing. I turned to enter, but Batman stopped me. "Do you know anything about Deadpool? The Joker, I can figure out. He always does this.." He trailed off.

I managed to keep the shocked look off my face and instead replaced it with a look of mock innocence. "No, I don't know anything about him. I think hes a comic book character, though..?" I offered, hoping the meek suggestion would throw him off my trail. As far as I know, it did. He simply entered the Batcave leaving me to follow and shut the door.

I smiled at Julie. It looked as if she was pretty comfortable, but my stay was sure as hell going to be nerve-wracking. Especially since I now knew that I was being watched.

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Batman had told me to stay here and not come out of the batcave like I would leave two guys are after me and Hannah! Batman left me and went to save Hannah I waited and waited for what seems like forever until he came back I stayed still as two people came out of the car it was Hannah thank god! she smiled at me I tried to look at ease but that was hard thinking of all the bad things that could happen...I ran down the steps and embraced her "Im so so so sorry I left you!" "Its alright I was fine I hid away and Batman found me" "Thank you so much" "Its not over yet they are still out there and you girls wont be safe until I stop them" he says as he walks past us "You girls will stay here until its safe and you will not leave until I tell you alright?" "Yes" "What are your names" he caught me by surprise "I take it your Hannah and i never asked whats your name?" "Im Julianna" "Ok well Hannah and Julianna it is late i will show you to your room and if you need anything my butler will assist you" "Thank you Batman" I felt weird addressing him like that but I already knew his name but if he would know that we knew his name I dont know what would happen so we should just play dumb until this is all over and we are safe....He shows us to are room and leaves "Hannah" "Yeah" "Lets play dumb that we dont know who he is he might not trust us" "Yeah your right and if people knew what we know about him we would be in even more danger!" "Your right but all that matters now is that we are safe and we are back together" even though everything seemed fine i knew i wasn't still the bad thoughts remained and i know one thing for sure...this wont end without someone being killed...

Shortly after our conversation, I decided to head to bed. It was a few hours before I finally fell asleep. When I did fall asleep, though, dreams were plentiful. I woke in the morning with a start. I couldn't remember what I dreamt about specifically, but I remember the sensation of being cornered, and even worse the bitter metallic smell of fresh blood. I inhaled sharply. The damp air was certainly quite a contrast, but at least it wouldn't make me freak out. I decided to get up and wonder next door to Julie's room. I woke her, sort of happy tp disrupt her Lou snoring. Ever since I got here, I was paranoid about being discovered, and now, I just had a plain 'ole bad feeling about being here, even though I sort of forced myself into this situation.

"Julie," I whined, shaking her. "Get up."

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I was in a room and the smell of fresh blood was everywhere I screamed when I saw a dead body but before i could get a good look "Julie....Get up" "hmm?" I open my eyes to see Hannah shaking me awake and I say thank god to that "What is something wrong?" "No and yes" "Give me the good news!" "Im hungry!" ok? "And the bad news?" "Im hungry now" I smile and get out of bed I stretch out trying to forget the dream soon we herd a knock on the door I opened it to see a butler standing there will food! this must be Batmans butler...Whatwas his name? "There you go ladies enjoy ring me if you need anything" what was it what was it it was "Alfred!" He turned to me "Yes mam?" I didnt realize I spoke out loud 'Uh-Thank you!" "Its my pleasure miss" he says as he walks out "what happened with playing stupid?" "I know I know I forgot" but it didnt matter anymore we turned to our food eggs,toast,cereal there was a lot but we dug right in enjoying ourselves...