Kill The Person Above You

Drill holes into your body

Locks in car before crushing said car.

-taps chin-

Push you into a pit that was filled with spikes

Pushes you into a spit that's filled with red bellied black snakes. And they're all very, very angry.

Pushes you into a tank full of sharks

Drowns you in acid.

Drops you from a 150 story building onto a pit of needles.

Sends after you those vicious chihuahua's that hate me so much.

Slowly drill holes through your skull, not stopping when I hit the soft tissue of your brain. If anything, that's incentive for me to continue until your cries of protest halt. I'll keep going until I can't feel a pulse.

Brings gummy bears to life , makes them evil and sends them after you as assasins.

Pokes your eyes out with a spoon, then pouring acid in place where your eyes used to be. Once your brain is turned into liquid, picks it up and mix it with dry gun powder and nitroglycerin. Shaking it well, places the mix into your, now empty skull and blows the motherfucker off

I just died a very violent death....

uuhhh..I don't know how I can top that.

Shoots you in head and runs away laughing?

^^

Stabs you in the gut with a razor sharp knife, and pour liquid oxygen inside. Once you're frozen like Popsicle, jumps on your limbs, smashing it to pieces, then buries you in her backyard with the rest of the victims

I have a twisted mind

Hold a giant water jug in your mouth, till you puke and choke to death.

Lock in a box filled with snakes.

Avada Kedavra.

-sees green flash before dying-

Ties up, inserts funnel into mouth before pouring acid into the funnel. If you're not dead within five minutes, chops off head. Then burns the corpse and evidence with each other before spreading the ashes out at sea.

I would hold your head under water until you had to take a breath in, thus causing you to inhale the water. I would then bring you back up so you could cough and get all uncomfortable. I would continue to do so until you drowned... Many hours later.

I'd cut you up and turn you into ground meat and feed you to people in spaghetti.

Cannobalism. Nice.

I would make you eat a ton of dehydrated food, and then have you drink some water. If I were to give you the correct amount, you'd exlode from the inside out.