Kill The Person Above You

Cut open your ribcage and put your heart in a blender.

fling an ice pick at your face.

Runs you over with a UPS truck

Gouges out your eyeballs with a spoon and leaves you to die a horrible, painful death by means of a wicked infection. I would also make sure that you had no way to get to anyone or call for help of any kind.

Have a 400 pound rapist rape her. She'd die from suffocation under his fatness.

A ninja went ninja on her face and killed her.

hit you in the face repeatedly with a pine apple.

Hit you with my lamp. Repeatedly.

Perform an autopsy on you...while you're alive. Without sedation, no less.

Slowly cut thousands of tinsy cuts all over your body, then carefully rub bleach onto the cuts. Then I would slowly cut off little parts of your body, and feed them to you.
You'd die of blood loss, or blood poisoning from the bleach. (I am assuming)

Skin her alive

Tie to a railroad track and get run over by a train.

Tie you to the bottom of my helicopter and slams you into that cliff over there.

First of all, i'd throw a sharp little rock at your temple. Then i'd drag you across a splintery wooden floor... naked. Then I would slowly cut parts of your body off.

Hit you with a hockey stick until you bleed out.

rebuild tre cool into a terminator.
and assassinate you!

First, tie your arms and legs to horses' legs so you are left with nothing but torso and head.
Then fill the holes where your limbs used to be with acid. Smash your head with jackhammer. Light a match to burn the remains.
Bury your ashes in the cement.

Force feed you cake until you gain 1,000 pounds in weight. Then make you bungee jump off a cliff, but because your so fat the rope snaps and you fall into the water, which I have filled with hungry swimming polar bears, which eat all the fat off of you

I'll poison you then take a knife and cut you into pieces then cook you and feed you to your parents

I'll chop you to bits and run you through a meat grinder, then burn the remains.