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Things You Shouldnt Say During Sex

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    "How can you say I'm not good? That's not what your mom said last night..."
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:35pm
  • Ultima Esperanza

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    Last time I did this, I ended up in jail. Crazy, right?
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:36pm
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    Last time I got kicked like that it was by that goat! Oh, how I miss him.
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:37pm
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    "Wait! Come back! I swear it gets bigger!"
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:38pm
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    Oh, so I have to move? Screw that.
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:39pm
  • Ultima Esperanza

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    I'm good? No shit. I used to practise a lot. I used to blow the vacuum cleaner. Of corse I'm good.
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:40pm
  • Harmony77uk

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    God, I was having such a wierd dream... wait, was I asleep?
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:42pm
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    Just to clarify things: If this isn't to my satisfaction, can I get a refund?
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:42pm
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    "... Well, what if we use Miracle Grow? It doesn't have to work on just plants..."
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:42pm
  • Ultima Esperanza

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    Just to let you know, I was more aroused the last time I cleaned my feet.
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:43pm
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    "Jeez, Rocky gave better blow jobs..."

    "Rocky's my dog..."

    "... Exactly."
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:45pm
  • Ultima Esperanza

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    Hey, can we hurry up? I'm missing the Sopranos
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:46pm
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    "What's the correct term for that?"

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    "What is it?"

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    Oh, I thought you said Muppet.
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:46pm
  • Ultima Esperanza

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    I'm thinking of her...
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:47pm
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    "Don't worry, I saw this in an episode from Sesame Street..."
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:47pm
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    Do you charge by mile or time?
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:47pm
  • Harmony77uk

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    It in yet?
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:48pm
  • kara

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    "Annnnnd, that was a half minute wasted of my time."
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:48pm
  • Ultima Esperanza

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    Hey, this probably isn't a good time, but I have AID's. We can suffer together,
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:49pm
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    Psh. I can't believe I'm paying for sex on mybirthday!
    July 15th, 2007 at 09:49pm
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