Worst Baby Names

  • Icamane Hatake

    Icamane Hatake (250)

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    Bellatrix.
    I adore this name Shifty

    Bobette Facepalm
    January 4th, 2011 at 05:04am
  • Phenakistoscope.

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    Prudence.
    June 4th, 2011 at 09:36am
  • life in film.

    life in film. (100)

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    We had a maths teacher, and his name was 'Dick Waal'. We always called him Dick Whale....
    June 4th, 2011 at 11:54am
  • KiddoOverload

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    Ib
    June 4th, 2011 at 12:23pm
  • solo sunrise

    solo sunrise (260)

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    My name-Aspen.
    Judging how much I get made fun of for it....or maybe they just didn't like me. File
    June 30th, 2011 at 06:34am
  • cannibal.

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    Raiden.

    I adore my friend but I don't know why she is going to name her son that. Facepalm
    June 30th, 2011 at 09:06am
  • InAnotherWorld-x

    InAnotherWorld-x (100)

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    Jesus. (I mean, there's nothing wrong with the name, but who in their right mind would call their kid that?)
    Olive. I DETEST that name.
    Penelope.
    Talcon and Storm (they're brothers..)
    July 12th, 2011 at 07:25am
  • the power of justice

    the power of justice (100)

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    I knew a lady who had three sons and she couldn't be bothered naming her third kid so she named him, 'Three boys" to represent the fact that she had three sons.
    LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK.
    July 12th, 2011 at 07:44am
  • mors

    mors (200)

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    Gilbert...like seriously. I love my uncle Gilbert but there is a reason we call him Coinne.

    Also long names:

    Paulo Henrique Chagas de Lima
    Júlio César Soares de Espíndola
    Alex Rodrigo Dias da Costa
    Anderson Hernanes de Carvalho Andrade Lima <- I need to see this guys birth certificate.
    July 13th, 2011 at 03:31pm
  • operatic skeleton.

    operatic skeleton. (100)

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    Guy....what even. Facepalm

    There's a bus driver in my school district who is a woman named Guy. And her sister's name is Gay...I can't.
    But even if it IS a guy, he shouldn't be named Guy.

    Heaven: Anyone I've ever known names heaven was obnoxious.
    Nevaeh....Heaven backwards...whatever.
    July 20th, 2011 at 02:58am
  • just gone okay

    just gone okay (100)

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    keep it ugly.:
    Nevaeh....Heaven backwards...whatever.
    my mom works in the er of a hospital near the ghetto, and she told me that a bunch of women come in with their daughters and that the name is so popular. and it's never just "her name is nevaeh" they always, always have to say "it's nevaeh, heaven spelt backwards."
    July 20th, 2011 at 03:32am
  • colorful language

    colorful language (100)

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    My aunt's a nurse and told us about a couple that hadn't planned a name so they named they're daughter Abcde. Like the alphabet. Facepalm
    July 20th, 2011 at 04:29am
  • operatic skeleton.

    operatic skeleton. (100)

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    La-a. Pronounce 'ladasha' .... Facepalm

    and shithead, pronounced 'shih-theed'

    both ACTUAL names..
    July 20th, 2011 at 04:32am
  • I Killed Hello Kitty

    I Killed Hello Kitty (100)

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    Canary, Raven, Hawk, and Eagle. (a set of siblings)
    I was completely stunned when I heard it was their actual names from the grandmother! Facepalm

    Fun fact: the kids' mother's name is Robin.
    July 20th, 2011 at 06:24am
  • operatic skeleton.

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    Apple Martin (the guy from cold play's daughter)
    it's like...apple martini
    it angers me. like they named their daughter after a beverage.
    an alchoholic one, at that!
    July 20th, 2011 at 06:31am
  • she floats

    she floats (110)

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    keep it ugly.:
    Nevaeh....Heaven backwards...whatever.
    ...That's a name? Really? Oh, man...

    The name Rachelle has always bothered me.
    July 20th, 2011 at 06:34am
  • the reverend.

    the reverend. (100)

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    Apple Martin (the guy from cold play's daughter)
    it's like...apple martini
    it angers me. like they named their daughter after a beverage.
    an alchoholic one, at that!
    He doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, so I don't think that was intended.
    Hugh, I don't know why, I just really don't care for that name Shifty
    July 20th, 2011 at 06:35am
  • I Killed Hello Kitty

    I Killed Hello Kitty (100)

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    STEVE.:
    it's never just "her name is nevaeh" they always, always have to say "it's nevaeh, heaven spelt backwards."
    My cousin does this all the time. To make matters worse nevaeh is her daughter's middle name, yet she has to mention it to everyone she meets. Rolling Eyes
    July 20th, 2011 at 06:48am
  • golden.

    golden. (100)

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    she floats.:
    ...That's a name? Really? Oh, man...

    The name Rachelle has always bothered me.
    Nevaeh. I've met a lot of people with this name.

    My best friend's name is Rachelle. (pronounced like Rachel)

    Apple. WTF!?

    I'm going to name my kids from Organization 13. Con Kiari, Demyx, Axel, Marluxia. -nodnod- But Marluxia is going to be a girl instead of a guy. Con
    July 20th, 2011 at 07:05am
  • just gone okay

    just gone okay (100)

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    steve.
    really, it's only a name for cats. :3
    July 20th, 2011 at 07:29am