"He always had my back and I always had his opisthosoma."
^That line right there from your journal made my day...no, my week. I was literally laughing SO HARD out loud! Thanks so much for posting that! Here's to hoping an incident like that never actually happens to anyone. xD
My sister was just complaining about some guy on the show with the really blonde girl who has apparently been on almost every one of the VH1 shows. That will be me, haha.
I might be one of the only people in the history of eHarmony to fail at finding a match. Maybe I'll get a TV show, like those annoying ones that are on MTV/VH1 all the time.
My parents were just visiting when I was born.
And thank you. :]