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omg ur description is sooo good i still dont know how to use this site HELPPPP

Hey Al, what do I do for the P.E assignment?

Hi Alice, I'm typing to you from Food tech.

Maybe they decided that "Your conversation partner has disconnected" would be too harsh.

You: I'm Australian.
You: Our culture is to eat Vegemite at least once in your lifetime
Stranger: vegemite?
You: You don't know what vegemite is?
Stranger: does it look like jelly?
You: Nooo
You: Oh my god
You: I can't believe you don't know what vegemite is.
Stranger: =/
You: Holy crap.
Stranger: i can't believe you don't know what runes are
You: You're like a little oompa loompa.
Stranger: but...
You: Whos never been outside the chocolate factory
Stranger: lol im 6'4
Stranger: hey i've been all over europe
You: Yes
Stranger: and to america
You: But europe is in the chocolate factory
You: So is America
Stranger: Australia is the poor village outside?
You: Yes exactly

Get on now then. I got hit on by that Indian guy and you missed it.

I was sick of my display picture so I used one that didn't display me (Well it does display me but I'm covering my face) I'm going to take a new someday when I'm in the picture-taking mood...

You: I am god.
Stranger: God DAMN
You: No, I'm just kidding.
Stranger: yea
You: That would be sucky.
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Yeah, fail sauce
You: Having people bitching and moaning at me all day.
You: And apparenty we're all gods children.
You: Imagine having that many fricken kids!
You: I didn't even like myself as a kid, how the hell would I be able to like millions more?
Stranger: Well, they're not YOURS, at least

If you're reading this, get on msn.

Stranger: Before you `asl` me, know that I'm female, feel free to disconnect if it´s bothering you.
You: Uh, no.
You: I don't really asl people.
You: It's too personal.
You: And to be honest, I don't see why your being female would negatively affect a conversation...
You: Unless it was a group of guys comparing penis sizes. That would be awkward.
Stranger: lol

Wouldn't have a clue..

Trust you to know what a crepe is.

Ah, "Smellix"

Cute freckles, Alice! The faded type some guys have. Remember when I told you about that guy I was infatuated with in primary school? Like him! On another note, I'm glad you think he's perfect.

Yes, very much so.

THIS IS YOUR FIRST 2010 COMMENT!

And it has nothing of relevance to say other than, "Hi Alice"

hi, Al!
I just wanted to say thank you! for your comment on my story, its okay to leave- i'm just dying. it means a lot to me and i know its not one of my most popular stories, but i really do cherish this story. so thank you so much for reading and commenting!

I do have friends other than you...You just can't see nor hear them because your mind isn't open enough. Lighten up.

Why are you so prejudiced against coffee shop?
It's an educational computer game, damn it!

And yes, Ewen McGregor does have a mesmerizing voice, though unfortunately his looks are not as...pretty. I guess he'll have to sing to me while I close my eyes and imagine Steven Strait <3
What a wonderful relationship.

My lips are sunburnt
I mean of all the places you can get sunburnt!
It looks like I'm wearing cheap lipstick :(

yeah, this new one is based actually on me and the guy who commented on it above you. it starts at the beginning of last school year.

Hey!
Another Anti-JoBro Person! YESSSS!