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I think I'll just stick with a dry sense of humor and show no sense of emotion. Maybe your dad will relate to that better.

Or your stubborn blondeness just gets in the way too much. I've learned to just accept it after so long of dealing with you.

I am actually afraid to meet your parents. If I were to crack a joke, I feel they'd kick me out of the house before I even stepped in.

Wow. Am I astonished or amused? The first sexual innuendo Marshmallow didn't catch? Hm.

[i]p.s. Congratulations.[/i]

Just letting you know that the winners have been announced for me Pick-A-Song Contest (http://www.mibba.com/forums/topic/160987/).

Thank you for entering. I enjoyed reading your submission! <3

Not old enough? Haven't you ever heard of defying?

At least my self-confidence isn't under-whelming. I am proud to admit that. And no, it wouldn't completely blow my mind. I have others who do that for me.

And you know what nail polish remover tastes like...? Eh, I'm not so into piercings as much as I am with tattoos. The only thing I have pierced are my ears, and I wouldn't mind getting them pierced again soon.

Well, young lady, your present is[i]...[/i] [b]*waiting*[/b][i]...[/i] so mhmm. The only thing that comes to mind from you sporadically popping up in Vegas is if you were coming to rape me. I know I'm a hot piece of ass, but come on. Be a little patient.

Touche. But I did once have a blonde friend, and she was totally awesome. I loved her. She used to bring me some kind of wine vodka mix to school. And, to top it off, she was German, Canadian, and Native American (me thinks; memory's kinda floggy --yes, [i]floggy[/i]). She was Snoop Dogg dope.

dayum. i liek it better than mine. WERE USING IT

Awwww. Just know deep down inside, I love you lots and lots and lots. I treasure the blondes I befriend, so you're very, very lucky. :DDD

*cleans white goo from chest* Baby.

Look up Riku on google images.
Cum.

I thought dragonballz was so hot when I was little.

Ohwell. I wish I had friends who were animefags, it would make me spooking happy.

I'll make it a surprise. 'Cause you know I know you just love surprises. ^.^

Ahhhh, so [i]now[/i] the blonde's brain triggers. Okay. A little slow, even for you, Marshy. I need to diagnose you with something that sounds prettier than "slower than your average dumb fuck". (;

[b]I *heart* MARSHMALLOW ROBBINS![/b]

:D

Fine. then. I'll just live alone. With my cat. And my yaoi.
*holds up SuzaLulu dojin* Just me and my yaoi.

Will you
Marry
Me
?
I went to Jared.

Consider it a New Years gift and it is done. Who's your poison?

p.s. I am actually offended, even though you're right, you [b]are[/b] blonde. BUT, you shouldn't use that as an excuse all the time. It can get a little old, bucko. ABS stands for Abusive Boyfriend Syndrome. You're the one that diagnosed me, how could you forget?!

O.O [b]FUCKIN SHIT!![/b]
I forgot to ask what you wanted for Christmas. Dammit. Will you ever be able to forgive me, Marshmallow? :{

[i]p.s. Dear Stephanie, I'm not sure you'll be able to handle my ABS ways.

~Love Devin[/i]

Of course, only true best friends eat fried chicken together.

Today, someone asked me what my favorite brand of clothing was. My first thought was Ed Hardy, but a voice in the back of my head was screaming, "DOUCHEBAG! DDDOUUUUCHEEE!!"
And to that subconscious voice, I replied,


"Shut up, Stevie."

Wanna MasterCard together later?