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Hahhh! Yeah she's cool. She humors me. x]

We were discussing Ryan and Brenny!

xDDD

Consited much? xD

okayy.
Cool.
Thanks.
=]

Dudeeee, I missed you too Macabre Melissa!!!

My life is boring as fuck. All I do is stalk Ryan's twitter hoping he will say he's screwing Bren. O_O

How about you?

LOL
You got the brass balls.
My mom gots to go turn in her ticket. Angelica and Jesse are staying at Amber's but I'm going with my mommy because I dont want her to be alone. lol xD
But hey, there wont be any screaming kids in the backseat! WOOT WOOT.

Oh and P.S. my hair smells like Flor-whore's LOL. a mixture of fruityness and pool water!!!xDDD

Heeeey meliss :]
Hey i have a question...
Can i put a magnet on your iron balls? LOL
IM GOING TO SANTA ANA AT LIKE 7 AM TOMORROW... AAAAAAAH.

Hahh!
I wrote a Frerard for an english assignment!

Dudee, When I was in the Psych Ward [If you don't know it's a madhouse] I wrote graphic Frerard showersex on a paper and my roommate, Tylie, And I were in the room when Shawn( councler) came in. I was like "Read it!!!" then he glance at it and was like "I think I'm gonna put this on the front of yer doctor's chart." I was like "Nooozzz!!" Cause they would've kept me there longerr. I pounced on him and stole mah sex back. x]

She knows my mom and she is the one who always looks out for me.

Cause I cannot see my mometh and she knows mah number. Plus my grades were horrid. Cause I wrote slash rather than work. [x

Yaahh, you can text through Yahoo!!!

Yerr not slow!

Layken's mah guardian angel.... That's what I call herr. [x

Unfortunantly. They took away mah phone. ]':

I am texting Layken threw Yahoo. :DDD

She's wayyyy too concerned about me. (:

Tacos are delicious. P:

I am reading another oneshot. [:

Wyd?

Am I really what?

PIMPED!!!

On second thought TEXT ME because my mom is making me clean the kitchen now lol

:O TELL ME!
Text me, comment, message whatever haha! O_o

Whoop!

Gotta pimp mine still!

P:

Nothin much, I just finished an update!
You be in the author's note. WEEE :]
Whats up?:D

Def. I am a multitasking MONSTERR!!!
xDDDD

I WENT PEE!!!!!

P:

Now I feel wonderfull!!!
It's good to be hyper!!
I am in a spazzing stage as we speak!

Dillio Macabre Melissa.! xDD

I'm gonna put Scandalous Sydney on mine and mention Macabre Melissa!
:DDD

* WANTED

Hmmm... I ANTED TO EAT THE GUMMYS!!!!

P:

Lmao!! I am talking to you, typing my Ryden update, and I gotta pee but I don't wanna leave the couchhh!!
D:

HAHAHHH!!

Macabre means gruesome, horror, and death. :O

But it's a lovely word! :q

I SAWWW THE C.S.I Gummies!!!!

It is like seeing heaven. ^^

Delicious.

Wyd means What are you doingg?