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i saw you were a bruins fan, you should check out my one shot
http://stories.mibba.com/read/402234/Wont-Say-Im-in-Love/

KELLIE!
UPDATE YOUR STORY! NOW!

Dear Kellie,

My name is Xavier. You don't know me but i know you. (I hacked Chelsea's account.) I am in LOVE with your story! I wanna know what is gonna happen! If you don't update soon i am going come to your house an make you! Don't think i wont, i know where you live, all thanks to Google Map. :D (insert evil laugh here) I can see you right now, in your tie dye shirt and jean shorts. I am sitting in a tree outside the library. Maybe you can come visit me? ;) Then i can help you fold shirts. That looks fun. I could see you perfectly while you were doing that. UPDATE SOON! LUV YA! MWAH! XOXOXOXO
-Xavier da BEAST.

same here! ugh! i guess this just shows shes not very true to her word!

im so mad! its one thing for herr not to come because something important came up but she went HOME. We called/texted her many times but she cant reply but she can update facebook and twitter? that's cool of her!

that WOULD be amazing.


you know what else would be amazing?
If Michaela decided to reply to us.

That would be even amazinger

Cause he is crazy. If only Jacob was here...

We should call Mitchell, he will gladly take her

yeah! i feel so bad for all the animals who live in the ocean and are affected by this! stupid bp gas company!


OMG THERE HE IS! LOOK TO YOUR LEFT! BY THE SIXTH BOOK SHELF!

haha yeah!
Maybe we can use Bertha as a sponge to sponge the oil out of the ocean.

p.s
EDWARD REALLY CAN HAPPEN.

that would be HORRIABLE! our plant is already bad enough, we dont need anymore Bertha's running around! That would make the world worse then it already is! D:

yeah! like i feel so bad! he is missing both ears, the top half of his nose, and his bottom lip! and he only has half an eye! i feel so bad! all cause bertha is a JERK! they are NOTHING like edward and bella!

oh yeah! deffiantlyy!! if you don't bring a bodyguard you might end up like, HNinijebgij, the foreign kid in our Science class!

i know, i am SO jealous of her boyfriend!

She told me that here therapist said she needs to apologize to everyone she ever hurt! Here's the exact copy of the message!

"DeAr Ch3lS3A,
iM sOrRy FoR 3V3R hUrTiNg YoU! It WaS WrOnG oF m3! LyK3 i WuD m3sS3D uP iN tH3 H3Ad BaCk D3n! 3y3 hOp3 yOu CaN fOrGiV3 M3!

LuV,
Bershizze"

isn't that CRAZY?!

OMGGGG!!!! thats horriable! I cant believe she killed their clones! I would've taken their clones GLADLY!

Did you hear about her new boyfriend? His name is Xavier!
Heres a picture:
http://www.livefootball.org/blog/uploaded_images/Abel-Xavier-739861.jpg

He is a comic strip artist, he wrote one about Bertha entitled, "Big Bertha."
this was the first page:
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/620167-big_bertha_nelson01_large.jpg

I knew she went into rehab but i heard it was for stalking BooBootewart!

Did you hear about that?!
She offically changed her name to BerBer Stewart! Then she went to his house and broke down the gate in his front by running her lawn mower into it! then he ran over his dog on accident so she had it stuffed and set it in his front yard before anyone noticed!

:D idk!


GUESS WHO FACEBOOK CONTACTED ME EARLIER?!







BERTHA.

hahahahaahahahah that was so funny!

=O you have to give Madina Lake a listen, they're seriously are an amazing band. Plus the twins in it are GORGEOUS xD Young Guns are a fairly small English band but are so good!