Psh! No scientist is ever gonna help us!. lol. Dying of boredom isnt an epidemic, they have bigger things to worry about..like finds a cure to cancer or something.
lol. I'd love to get you a hat but sadly, I do not own one of my own. That one is my cousin's and she it at an anime con. I looked for them this past con, but they didn't have 'em. Gah!