Gasp!
I though I recognised you.
*starts to whisper* You are the one who stole half of my house on the back of a motor bike. Right?
*speaks normally again*
Never thought I would see you again. Your secret is safe with me *salutes* So I thought that guy handcuffed to you was a boyfriend, makes ALOT more sense now. =D
Thanks for the friends request.
Glad I could entertain you with my friend's quotes.
Would you like a cookie?
*hands you a cookie*
I just hope you don't have a nut allergy.... the last person did and well..... it didn't end well for either of us. I'm just glad I escaped man-slaughter charges.
LOL NP, it's a great story ^-^
and OMG WOW, thats kinda funny, at least the whole store cheered xD I cant say thats ever happend to me I've walked into doors that were pretty solid because I was trying to open them the wrong way. I've walked into those poles between some doors (I was talking to friends and so not paying attention). Lastly A few weeks ago I was visiting a friend and I went to go into the house through the back door (it was closest), no one cared to tell me that there was a 3 foot straight drop to the nearest stair (hurt like hell xD). Those are probably my worst door stories.
Any other funny stories?
*jumps up and down nodding*
You're not weird. You're awesome. And lets not forget insane *nods*