Fuck. No. Please, NO! Why? Why the hell is your Dad being so STUPID and WEAK? What the hell is the matter with him? She can't come back. Period. She's a selfish bitch who doesn't deserve any family whatsoever, and severely underappreciates all of you ever single fucking time.
Why? Oh, fuck that. I'm calling you. Now. I need to know where we stand.
Remember, we have hope. We have plans. We [b]will not[/b] fail.
*Rolls eyes* Excuse me for getting my cable chewed up and only just replacing it. Ahem.
And funnily enough, I came on here just to talk to [i]you[/i], seeing as for some reason you won't pick up your goddamn phone. Let me guess, you were on the internet talking to your virtual friends. Mmhm. Okay.
Anyway, I got stuff to talk to you about. Such as, me needing to crash at your place Friday night next week. And how Hayden has nicely invited us to see a performance of Joseph and his Technicolour Dream Coat, as well as see his friends. [b]I[/b] get a free ticket- we'll go splits on yours. Anyway, I can't discuss it too much on here without giving enough information for some rambling paedos to track us down (they don't visit my page because I have a reputation on here for verbally and mentally kicking ass ;)). Plus, hell, I've had a good week for once and feel like bragging.
So yeah. Call me. Either that, or get off the damn net.
I know, aye? Santa is all the bad that comes out in children who claim to have seen this character. I'm planning to turn children away from Santa for the rest of eternity by exposing him to be the horrible image we all hear during Halloween stories.