Thanks for the comment and I'm sorry you feel that way. It was just a common decision that most authors have to make. Somebody has to be the bad guy... :/
That's actually a pretty cool question and i hadn't really thought about it much but after about an hour of pondering i came up with an answer that pretty much follows what i saw in my mind. Bee = 6' 3'' and Ian = 5' 9'' .... basically what i'd imagine. sorry if i dissappointed you. =/
The letters S my D means Suck My Dick and I thought that it was a good title for the kind of story I was writing. It seamed interesting enough to grab peoples attention.