Demetri: You're not an eternal bother! I love you! You are my life! But to see you go through that pain that day...and the fact that I can't see you blush and you're strong enough to protect yourself...You don't need me anymore...
Demetri: Um...because...
Me: You are so dead.
Demetri: I know. help me.
Me: I can't this is your argument. Don't put me in this!
You: Well?
Demetri: I'm hungry. *runs out*
Me: Real smooth...