AshesOfHeartbreak / Comments

Happy V-Day. You've forgotten us, here, but I still love you, and I hope you are taking care of my brain.

Your tail is safe with me.

X3

X.X
(Dead)
o.X
(Still dead)
o.o
(Flinches)
X.X

i am soooooo sorry for not getting back to you. school has just been ugh ugh ugh, know what i mean? anyway, how is life been treating you sweetie?

*stabs meself repeatedly*

Lonely.
-stab-
Forgotten.
-stab-
Help.
-gasping-
Call the paramedics.
-collapses-

X.X

AGAIN, my love, you aren't SHARING.
*whistles*
And now, you have defeated my army of teddy bears, but my army of monkeys will fling green gummy bears at you.
O<
Muahahahaha!!

Darling, you've abandoned me? Where'd the cream cheese go?

hey sweetie i'm emily. whats up?

*gasp*
Stares at you. You did not spank me.
(ATTACK!)
Army of cream cheese teddy bears parachute out of the sky and start to eat you.
MUAHAHAH! Bitch, eat cream cheese!!!
:}
Merry Christmas.

It was :]
2 parties in a row, so tiring;

I don't have a way with words... They just sing for me, and dance through hoops...
*double-take*
HEY! Share, would you, you little hoarder! I want some confetti TOO!
(Imma pull an all nighter. Hope you get good presents tonight!)

Beatles <3
Britney Spears, PINK, John Lennon, just the older stuff.

Haha, they were pretty much the only songs I knew on the thing. :p

Homie!
Happy Christmas and Merry New Year's!!
*confettie everywhere*

I sung, I want to hold your hand and Hey Jude by the Beatles.... it was so embarrassing. haha.

Meet my darker streak.

Sleep well, my heart!
<3
And you've found no ordinary chameleon, Sarah. No ordinary rookie at all.
*bows*
I am but the whisper of the red velvet behind the curtain. And you, dear, are a pleasant onlooker, communicating at random with my Dr.Jekyll & Dr.Hide

O.O
*backs away slowly*
Put down the gummy shark, lady, and the Italian hen lives.

Fine, but the Italian dies first. [muahahahah!!]
Well, what are you waiting for? You ARE going to let me in on this scheme of yours, right?

Three French hens, or no deal.
I like the yellow and orange best, but never with ice cream. My absolute WEAKNESS is gummy sharks. Hold one up and I will sit on your heels and whine for one. Dude, pay me in funnies, and I will do tricks for you.
Ring of fire, tightline... You name it.

Honey bun, we are two birds of a feather.
(And a partidge in a pear tree)
But I go for the BOOM! confetti all over, and when you open your mouth, and taste it, the confetti is just like... Flat gummy bears.
Ooooh. My weakness.