May 4th, 2012 at 02:30am
One day, a very naive individual copied and pasted something without thinking about it. Her name was Emma and she thought she was being clever or funny or something else that she wasn't actually being. She posted this on a lot of people's profiles and they got angry at her. Their collective annoyance converged in the universe and was broadcast to Mars, where aliens gathered it up. The annoyance became hate and shot as a laserbeam down to Emma's house. Emma was struck and killed instantly. On her grave read, "Got what she deserved."
Seriously though, go away. Get a hobby. Read a book. Do something other than spam.
But I think my friend who commented before me really got 'cha .