I call him step usually, you got lucky this time, I called it by his name,
Your dads a piece of shit, no offence or anything.
How's Gabe and Jake? I miss them.
The umpa loompus welcome you to mibba.
Please, try not to piss them off.
They eat little kids for breakfast.
Oh wait that's It.
Anyways... *awkward silence*
Welcome to Mibba!
The place where dreams do not come true,
because this is not Disney World.
Princesses don't exist.
Prince charming is a stalker.
And Edward Cullen is gay!
Yew know he hates that. D: