I don't wanna, i'm too lazy. D: I just banged on the door for twnety minutes until the manager came and opened it for me. :D He said, "stupid pink haired kat, you gotta stop bein' so damn loud. oh my wife made some italian shit, you want some?" We're now buddies. I make strange friends. Oh they haven't tried to kill me lately so it's ok. COOKIES. Yes! I make the best kind with fun things in them. prob wouldn't make it through customs though.
Didn't see what coming? Nakedness? I find it rather humourous. The other option was some guy with "eat me" on a sticky over the crotch on his pants. But it didn't amuse me as much.
Vampires, human relationships with vampires and werewolves pregnancy demons rape transgenders murder etc.. What do u like.. I also do stories of gangs incest slash