I'm terribly sorry madam, there must be something wrong with the imagination collaborator. I'll fix it immediately. In the meantime, perhaps you would enjoy a complementary conversation of your choice? Our topics of the day range from 'what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything' to 'why are accountants considered evil'. If neither of these take your fancy, please feel free to make up your own topic.
Your cyber-parachute should be located underneath your carbuncle. Failing that, please reach for the emergency supplies hidden under the purple caterpillar to your left.
Id read it hah
would it have a good plot? o: